"No. No! No no no no no no no!" Dianna moaned. "why me!" as she Clenched her fist the small white stick in had was crushed to dust.
She cast a glance at the bedside table and saw the note that her boyfriend had left for her that morning.
Dianna,
Got called into work early. didn't want to wake you. Coffee in the pot. Love you!
-Clark
to the right of his name was a smiley face with glasses and it's tongue sticking out. It made her smile. Until she remembered the obscenely powerful and potentially dangerous force growing inside of her. She picked her phone. She had to tell someone. Kara? No too likely to spill to Clark. She wanted to tel him herself. As she scrolled to the less used contacts she saw the perfect person. She proceeded to press dial.
"Hey, Donna? It's Dianna. Want to get together at that new cafe downtown? Really! Great, see you there."
later...
the woman scanning the menu looked up to see her sister approaching.
"Dianna!" she smiled. "how long has it been?" she embraced her older sister.
A few minutes later...
"I wonder what they're doing at home." said Donna thoughtfully.
"that's actually what I want to talk about."
"all right. what about home?"
"It's that saying that the crazier Amazons used in court after kidnapping us, what was it? Something about wanting a baby?"
"Oh! I know what you're talking about! Um um. Always! No, permanently! No,no,no... Eternally! Eternally... Empty! Eternally Empty Womb! I feel like I'm on Wheel of Fortune.
"that's it sis!"
"so what about the 'eternally empty womb' Dianna?"
"you see, there's a problem. Mine's not exactly as empty as it could be..."
Donna's eyes widened ans she suddenly felt very guilty for listening to the Bloodhound Gang's Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo as her sister broke the news.
"this is bad. Like, reealy bad."
"I know." said Dianna discouraged.
"What are you going to do about it?" asked Donna worriedly.
"I don't know. I had to tell someone, and that was you. Now, I've got nothing."
"you can't work. At the IADC or with the costume..."
"yeah, it'll have to be shelved for now."
"you should tell- who's the father?"
"Clark."
"really. We can't have it born here then."
"yeah... but not at the watchtower either..."
"why?"
"they'd never let me hear the end of it that's why."
"Themyscyla?" asked Donna.
"Are you insane!?"
"It's the safest place for a flying, lazer shooting, ten-thousand tons of steel lifting, Amazon-Kryptonian baby to be born."
"you're right." replied a discouraged Dianna
"Dianna, I'm back!" said Clark as he entered the apartment. "Dianna?"
