All of the Shinigami have learned that it was useful to have places to store things. Ukitake stores candy and snacks up his sleeves – en masse, no one has worked out how his does it, but he always produces piles of the stuff the moment he spots Toshiro. Rangiku somehow manages to carry several bottles of sake and a camera in her sleeves; everyone is bewildered as to where she gets the stuff, seeing as it is inevitably consumed by the end of the day, Kyoraku just wants to know where his secret stash of alcohol has gone. Byakuya always has some food on hand to get rid of Yachiru when she decides to visit. This means that he always smells of different pastries and it has become a game in the sixth division to guess what he has each day. Hanatarou carries many useful things around in his backpack, mainly medical supplies. He finds this particularly helpful whenever he had to work in the eleventh division. Kenpachi, however, has decided it is easiest to just scare other people into carrying the stuff for him, mainly the bodies of anyone who gets in his way when he is searching for Ichigo. Now that he no longer wears it, Komamura uses his helmet as a bucket and carries around various supplies – read: dog toys and the hair brush Shuuhei brought him.
However, the most impressive of all storage placed is that of the Soutaicho Yamamoto, who can produce just about anything one might need at the drop of a hat. No one has seen where he stores things and there are many theories, one such being that he found a way to store things in his many scars. Yamamoto finds the rumours hilarious, seeing as no one has gotten close.
The truth is that he stores things in his beard. That's why it's so long.
Authors note.
Hey guys.
This is absolute crack and I know, but it just occurred to me that maybe the reason that Yama-jiji's beard is so ridiculous is because he stores things in it and then I thought about Juushiro and this just happened. Because, really, if I had a beard that fabulous that's what I'd use it for.
I hope you like my nonsense. please tell me what you thought 3
