The Elders
Issue 1-Out of Retirement
Master Roshi sat outside reading his dirty magazines and drinking beer while his turtle lay on the porch. This was a pretty damn boring day for them since there were no new threats in the world lately. Goku had gone off to train for a long time, Gohan was going to be married, Kuririn had a family to support, and Goten and Trunks were in school. "This is the life." Said Roshi. "No worries." He then began to fall asleep. Suddenly, he was at Karin's place. He heard the cat's walking stick fall to the floor. "For Chrissake! What are ya doing here? Scared me half to death!" Master Roshi jumped. "AHHH! HOW DID I GET HERE?!" Yajirobe, who was sleeping in the next room, woke up. He grunted and walked outside. "What the hell's goin on? What's the turtle guy doing here?" Karin got up and picked his walking stick up. "Exactly what I wanna know." He said. Just as the turtle master had appeared, so did King Kai. Somehow, his halo was gone. "What's the meaning of this Karin? I was just trying to take a piss!" All of a sudden, the wind blew in a yellow liquid that was splattered on Yajirobe's face. He moaned angrily. Karin laughed. A loud roar shook the palace. Roshi stood up and saw a huge dragon. The dragon looked calm. Then, it began to speak! "Get on my back, old ones. There is some important business to attend to." They did as told. Yajirobe helped Karin onto the dragons back. Roshi and Kai followed. "Hold on tight." Advised the dragon.
A mansion on a secluded island
The dragon landed outside of a mansion and lowered its head to let its passengers off. A butler drove up to them in a golf cart. "There you are. Hop on and I shall take you to my master." Said the butler, in a false English accent. They all squeezed into the cart and then they were off.
They were taken to another area with a pool and a garden that were a little far away from the mansion. A bald elderly man sat in the hot tub with two younger women, drinking a martini. The two women wore bikinis but for some reason, the man was wearing a nice suit in the hot tub. "Ah, there you are. It's an honor to meet the three of you." The aged trio stepped out of the cart. Roshi saw the women's breasts and immediately jumped in. "This isn't gonna turn out well." Muttered Karin as he walked closer to the hot tub. One of the women, who had dark hair and light brownish skin, shot a flirtatious look at Karin. The cat walked over to her. She ruffled his hair. He liked this treatment. The host spoke up. "Gentlemen, There's time for pleasure later. There is a situation that must be taken care of." He got out of the tub. "We will discuss this inside.
Inside
The mansion was enormous on the inside. Plush carpets, the walls were a fine polished wood, The trio had never seen something like this. They were led to a conference room. Their host told them his name was Dr.Toka. He had entered after his guests. He came in just wearing a bathrobe. It was not a pleasant sight seeing a man his age in a bathrobe. Roshi almost puked. "A great evil is approaching. One only you three can deal with..." Crunching interrupted him. Karin was indulging himself with the bowl of chocolate mints on the table. "It is called the Dark Monkey King..." The crunching continued. Kai stopped him from eating more. The Doctor continued. "You may wonder how I know all of this. I had a vision and in this vision, the Guardian of Earth spoke to me. He said..." The crunching was amplified as all three of them ate some mints. "He said that the Dark Monkey King was returning after his 10,000 year exile from this plane of reality. He also said that only you three could stop him." Suddenly, Kai let a big one. Then, the wall behind them was broken through. "Wasn't me!" cried the Lord of Worlds. A black monkey in armor floated in. "We shall see if these buffoons can't defeat me." Karin's jaw dropped and mints fell out.
TO BE CONTINUED
Issue 1-Out of Retirement
Master Roshi sat outside reading his dirty magazines and drinking beer while his turtle lay on the porch. This was a pretty damn boring day for them since there were no new threats in the world lately. Goku had gone off to train for a long time, Gohan was going to be married, Kuririn had a family to support, and Goten and Trunks were in school. "This is the life." Said Roshi. "No worries." He then began to fall asleep. Suddenly, he was at Karin's place. He heard the cat's walking stick fall to the floor. "For Chrissake! What are ya doing here? Scared me half to death!" Master Roshi jumped. "AHHH! HOW DID I GET HERE?!" Yajirobe, who was sleeping in the next room, woke up. He grunted and walked outside. "What the hell's goin on? What's the turtle guy doing here?" Karin got up and picked his walking stick up. "Exactly what I wanna know." He said. Just as the turtle master had appeared, so did King Kai. Somehow, his halo was gone. "What's the meaning of this Karin? I was just trying to take a piss!" All of a sudden, the wind blew in a yellow liquid that was splattered on Yajirobe's face. He moaned angrily. Karin laughed. A loud roar shook the palace. Roshi stood up and saw a huge dragon. The dragon looked calm. Then, it began to speak! "Get on my back, old ones. There is some important business to attend to." They did as told. Yajirobe helped Karin onto the dragons back. Roshi and Kai followed. "Hold on tight." Advised the dragon.
A mansion on a secluded island
The dragon landed outside of a mansion and lowered its head to let its passengers off. A butler drove up to them in a golf cart. "There you are. Hop on and I shall take you to my master." Said the butler, in a false English accent. They all squeezed into the cart and then they were off.
They were taken to another area with a pool and a garden that were a little far away from the mansion. A bald elderly man sat in the hot tub with two younger women, drinking a martini. The two women wore bikinis but for some reason, the man was wearing a nice suit in the hot tub. "Ah, there you are. It's an honor to meet the three of you." The aged trio stepped out of the cart. Roshi saw the women's breasts and immediately jumped in. "This isn't gonna turn out well." Muttered Karin as he walked closer to the hot tub. One of the women, who had dark hair and light brownish skin, shot a flirtatious look at Karin. The cat walked over to her. She ruffled his hair. He liked this treatment. The host spoke up. "Gentlemen, There's time for pleasure later. There is a situation that must be taken care of." He got out of the tub. "We will discuss this inside.
Inside
The mansion was enormous on the inside. Plush carpets, the walls were a fine polished wood, The trio had never seen something like this. They were led to a conference room. Their host told them his name was Dr.Toka. He had entered after his guests. He came in just wearing a bathrobe. It was not a pleasant sight seeing a man his age in a bathrobe. Roshi almost puked. "A great evil is approaching. One only you three can deal with..." Crunching interrupted him. Karin was indulging himself with the bowl of chocolate mints on the table. "It is called the Dark Monkey King..." The crunching continued. Kai stopped him from eating more. The Doctor continued. "You may wonder how I know all of this. I had a vision and in this vision, the Guardian of Earth spoke to me. He said..." The crunching was amplified as all three of them ate some mints. "He said that the Dark Monkey King was returning after his 10,000 year exile from this plane of reality. He also said that only you three could stop him." Suddenly, Kai let a big one. Then, the wall behind them was broken through. "Wasn't me!" cried the Lord of Worlds. A black monkey in armor floated in. "We shall see if these buffoons can't defeat me." Karin's jaw dropped and mints fell out.
TO BE CONTINUED
