i dont own zelda, nor its characters. this is just a stupid story.

my family and i were minding our business, feeding on delicious seeds found on the ground, when

this DUMBASS rode his 800 pound steed over us, like we never existed! of course we got pissed! my

mom broke her wing. nobody touches mom and gets away with! DIE MOTHER FUCKER DIE! I shook with anger.

"damn," said the dope wearing the green dress. a man! since when do men wear dresses? what kind of freak is

he anyway. hes got blond hair...oh great, an airhead! only a dumb ass would ride over us. like he's on crack, you know?!

"charge!"i screamed, the moment he got off his horse. we were on him in seconds. it was a pleasure to hear him scream.

he ran into a house. too bad! i wanted to peck his fruity balls off! my family was kind of

dissappointed when he fled into the house. an hour later we completely forgot about him. and i guess

he forgot about us too, because he rode over us again! we got pissed off again, then flew after

him in a murderous rampage."move it, epona, move it!" he yelled. we never saw him again.