What REALY Happened…


Scene 1

(During Shinji's first fight with an Angel)

Shinji: (Thinking) Why in the blue hell did I take this job? I could have been the pilot for Wing Zero. But NO I said. This one looks a whole lot EASIER I said. I mean, this thing doesn't even have a radio in here! Sighs Well, at least it beats that other job. I mean, who in their right mind would want to star in an anime where they turn into a girl with cold water and…


Scene 2

(During the 5th Angel)

Shinji: Damn it Rei. How the hell are we suppose to beat this thing?

Rei: I do not know Pilot Ikari

(Suddenly Goku appears)

Goku: KHAMEHAMEHA!

(Destroys the Angel)

Gendo: (Puts his hand on his forehead and shakes it) I know that we asked for a DBZ reference but this is ridiculous.


Scene 3

(Shinji is walking down the road when he hears a voice)

Girls voice: Please wait up Young Master

Guys voice: You have to be quicker then that Shorty

(Suddenly the dude runs into Shinji)

Shinji: Watch where your going! And who are you anyways?

Ryang: I'm Ryang and this is Shorty

Fanta: (Bops Ryang on the head) It's Fanta

Shinji: Anyways. Do you guys know where Tokyo-3 is?

Ryang: Never heard of it

Fanta: I have. It's in Japan. But, what are you doing in Korea?

Shinji: KOREA! Well, thanks anyways. (Walks away)

Flashback

Male: Just Keep walking north for a couple thousand miles. Turn left at the river full of pink fish, and take a right when you get to the cursed springs.

Shinji: Thanks. What did you say your name was again?

Ryoga: My name is Ryoga Hibaki

End of flashback

Shinji: Last time I ever ask him for directions.


Scene 4

(During the 14th Angel attack)

Shinji: (Comes along in Wing Zero) Take this BIOTCH! (Takes his gun out and annihilates the Angel)

Misato: What the hell? Shinji, what is that thing?

Shinji: This is Wing Zero. It's my new Gundam. I told you guys I wouldn't pilot an Eva again, and this isn't an Eva. Besides, this Gundam is a helluva lot better then those out-of-date things

Rei: (Looks impressed) Where did you get that Ikari?

Shinji: Could you believe it? I got it off of E-bay for only a buck!

Rei: And what about Shipping?

Shinji: Well…

(At NERV Headquarters)

Gendo: WHAT? WHO EVER ORDER THIS…THIS…GUNDAM-THINGY-MA-JIG IS GOING TO WORK THEIR ASSES OFF UNTILL ALL $999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.50 IS WELL PAYED OFF!


And that's all for now. Maybe more, if people want more, in which I doubt very, very much