Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto and gang nor the 'psychological test'. It was given to me as a text from my friend.
So Shocking!: Sasuke did not expect to encounter what he sees as a question but a 'psychological test' according to…
"Naruto…you have no escape now!" Sasuke's voice sent chills down Naruto's spine.
It's peculiar. This fight between Naruto and Sasuke. Oh, yeah…Naruto would be fighting back. But why on Earth is he running away from him!?
Naruto stood against a dead-end in fear. Sasuke walked up slowly to the naïve guy.
"S-s-sasuke? Is Sakur-ra f-follow-wing?" Naruto stammered.
"I think your friend is and will never do that."
"Good!"
Odd.
"Huh?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow, drawing his sword.
"Woah! Take it easy. There's just something I want to say to you."
"Gay things?"
"Nope."
"Secrets?"
"No."
"Um…about a book called 'How to Kill Orochimaru'?"
They blinked and silence was there for a while. (A/N: I know it's stupid but I just wanted to put a little more comedy.)
"Nah!!!" both guys disapproved.
"Okay, you Oro follower, stop the stupidity and listen up!"
"I'm not an Oro follower and I'm not stupid!"
"Whatever. Okay. Do you really love her?"
"Who!?" Sasuke twitched. 'Who could it be!? Sakura!?'
"Sasuke-kun! Naruto-kun! Stop!" a voice called.
It's Sakura. But of course, she didn't hear them talking.
"Stop what?" both boys blinked.
"Secret friendship?" she whispered.
The teens was quiet for a while. Then they laughed.
"Yeh. From now on, while we're away from that bishou's eye-" Sasuke was cut.
"Oro's a gay!?" Naruto was shocked.
"Shh…we're friends if he and my teammates don't see us."
"Ahh…what happened while you were in Oro's hideout?" Sakura asked.
"Don't remind me…that Oro was proven to be gay. Because he…" Sasuke whispered the rest of the words into his friends' ears.
"No way."
"Ew," Naruto said.
"Ahem!" a figure behind them said.
"Oh noez itz Karn!" Sasuke shrieked.
"If so…I challenge you to a battle til death!" Sakura dared Karin.
"If you want to, bitch," Karin laughed.
"So go now, biotch!"
The boys started talking to each other again.
"Hey Sasuke, remember that slang to tell the difference between bitch and beach?"
"Yeh. Beach as in 'ea' is said as in, for bitch as in 'it' is said as 'bi-otch', right Sakura-chan?."
Karin and Sakura were gone before them.
"There's only one place those girls will fight…" Sasuke figured out.
"Then let's go there!" Naruto dragged his friend.
The two began to run. Then Naruto remembered that 'question'.
"About my question some moments ago, you know what? That's not a question at all!" Naruto said happily.
"Huh? So what is that?" Sasuke felt terror.
"It's a psychological test. I mentioned no name!"
"Oh…I didn't realize that. Then what does it mean!?"
"So the first person you will think of is the one you really love, very much! I was fooled by that too…"
Sasuke stopped listening to Naruto. It was because, he realized that the time when he was asked, he thought of SAKURA.
"OMG!!! I love her very much!? No way I forgot about loving her years ago!!" Sasuke freaked out.
"Ayii…he has a crush!" Naruto teased Sasuke.
"Hey! Stop that!" a blushing Sasuke punched Naruto hard right on the cheek.
Fin. Sequel? :)
