Mortal Kombat Bloopers
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Chapter 1
Mileena and Kitana were about to fight
"round one… FIGHT" the mystery voice boomed above, Mileena letting out a mighty warrior yell and lunged at her opponent when a really loud ripping sound was heard
"what the?" Mileena gasped, suddenly feeling a cold draft while Kitana doubled over laughing
"hey Mileena, XYZ" Johnny Cage hollered from the audience row, Sonya smacking him up the head, Mileena's eyes bugging out Tex Avery style and walked off the set, covering her lady parts with her fan
"what? They-they cant do that! ITS AGAINST MY RULES! THIS IS MY GAME" Shao Kahn thundered in outrage
"Rule 455 in the Video Game Players Book: any and all clothing injuries are legal and the fight in progress will be disqualified" Shang Tsung declared
"WHO IN THE NAME OF THE DRAGON KING MADE THAT?" Kahn asked in anger
"It's a-me! Mario!" Mario chirped happily in his native Italian accent
"HEY! YOU GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE SHRIMP! I'M GONNA KICK YOU INTO NEXT YEAR'S GAME… if there ever IS another game" Bowser said, glaring at the camera
"well what did you think of that?" Statler asked Waldorf as they were seated in their box
"I've seen a catfight but I never saw a pantsfight" Waldorf joked, the two chuckling in amusement
