No, I don't own the rights to Yu-Gi-Oh. Do you?
"That one is an Indian Elephant." Pegasus was far too close to his elbow. His hair brushed Seto's cheek. "See how big she is?" He leaned closer, pointing. "Now look over there."
"Get your arm off my neck." Seto pulled free. "What are you doing here anyway?"
Pegasus' smile was very innocent. "I wanted to see the Zoo." He put his hands in his pockets. "Domino City Zoo is in all the guidebooks. AAA gives it five stars…"
"And you just happened to show up," Seto looked at him, "On the same day that I brought Mokuba." His brows drew together. "How did you find out?"
"I believe you mentioned something when we talked." Pegasus leaned over the railing of the cage. "Watch them with me, Seto."
Seto joined him at the fence. "Stop calling me that."
"Seto?"
"It's not proper." He stared into the cage.
"Okay then, KAIBA," Pegasus said agreeably. "Or Kaiba-boi?" A faint laugh. "Now look." Seto followed his pointing finger. "See the other elephant?"
He couldn't help snickering, when he noticed the huge, grayish organ, hanging down below the elephant's stomach. "Only you would invite me to watch Elephant Porn, Pegasus!"
Pegasus chuckled. "That too. See the fence?" Now Seto noticed the bars that separated the two animals. "See him trying to get through?" There was a bang, as the male elephant butted his head. "Watch what she does." The female reached over the fence, stroking the male with her trunk.
"I stand corrected." Seto's voice was dry. "You invited me to watch Elephant Romance."
"Keep watching."
Seto shoved Pegasus' arm away, as it tried to creep around his waist. Down in the cage, the male continued his struggle, while the female reached for him.
"He's an African elephant," Pegasus explained, "See how different they are?" His arm crept back. "I guess that's why they're keeping them apart." An unusually loud bang; undeterred, the male struggled back to his feet. "It's just RULES. They're both elephants."
Seto moved free from his arm. "I'm not going out with you, Pegasus." He stepped away from the fence.
"Did I ask?" Pegasus joined him. "I was just talking about elephants." He brushed the hair off his face. "You're the one mentioned…" Smiling, "Are you reaching for me with your trunk, Seto?"
"I said stop calling me that." Seto turned to leave. "Go back to your elephants, Pegasus."
