Ed smacked his forehead with the palm of his hand as he looked down at the Scrabble board on the dining room table.

"Envy, that's not a word," Ed argued, staring at his lover.

"Yes it is!" Envy shot back, defensively.

"Oh yeah? Look it up in a dictionary then," Ed challenged him.

"It's in my dictionary," Envy waggled his eyebrows suggestively at his boyfriend.

"When I agreed to play Scrabble with you, I thought we were going to be using actual words," the frustrated blond pinched the bridge of his nose between his thumb and index forefinger.

"We are!" Envy retorted, crossing his arms.

"Envy. CHIBI'S ASS IS NOT A WORD!"