Well, hello there ! I thought I'd try to add an idea of mine into the 8027 database - which is way to small if you ask me. I don't have it all planned right now but it's probably going to be a lot of fluff. I'm basically scratching an itch after all. Anyways, enjoy this first chapter :)
N.B : Of course, none of this is mine except for the plot.
Somehow Yamamoto Takeshi had never thought he would ever find himself in such a situation. Well, if he had to be honest, being part of the mafia wasn't exactly part of his plans either. And yet, at 25 and with a solid decade of madness behind him, even his happy-go-lucky self had to admit it, Takeshi wondered how his Famiglia still managed to surprise as often as it did. Of course he had known about the feellings most of his fellow guardians harbored for their small boss. Aside from said boss, nobody could miss them, but this was simply going too far. With a low chuckle, -how else could he react ?- Takeshi grabbed a teenage Lambo, stopping him from entering the bathroom to peek at Tsuna under the shower. The kid struggled to get free but Yamamoto was not that weak and he simply threw Lambo in the hall while laughing. Really, teenagers and their hormones.
"Honestly Lambo-kun, you shouldn't try to scare Tsuna like that!"
The lightning guardian glared at him, not convinced one bit by Takeshi's playful smile but decided to run nonetheless. They both knew the actual purpose wasn't exactly to "scare" Tsuna, although it was a very appreciated bonus. But Lambo wasn't suicidal. The rain guardian was a nice guy, he knew, and yet defying him would end in a lot a pain and, as bull-like as Lambo was, he liked being alive. He would have to try again later, when Takeshi wasn't around or distracted by someone else.
Still in front of Tsuna's door, Takeshi sighed. It was the third time he had had to fend off one his boss' suitors this morning. Gokudera had tried to force feed him at breakfast and Hibari had managed, nobody knew how, to corner Tsuna in an alcove of the Varia Compound even though he was supposed to be back from Namimori the next day. Honestly, Takeshi was kinda lost. Of course, he realised Tsuna was... appealing. But he really didn't get why they all, aside from Ryohei who only had eyes Kurokawa, seemed to have fallen madly in love with the Vongola Decimo. Sure, Tsuna was cute and kind and cool... Well, he guessed these were the reasons, that and the bond they all had because of all the trials they had to overcome together. Still, the fluffy brunet only seemed to attract deranged males at that was where the mystery lied if you asked him. Oh well, love was pretty much a mystery for the rain guardian anyway. Takeshi had dated a few times over the years, he knew the ladies found him charming, but it had resulted in one-night stands and weird stalkers so he mostly stopped going out in the daylight. Playing with his Famiglia was a lot more fun eitherway.
"Takeshi-kun ? Is everything okay ...? " Said Tsuna's soft voice behind him.
"As always Tsuna, as always." He answered, smile softer than before. "But your suitors are always funny."
"Of course you would find them funny ! I can't even go to the bathroom without one of them trying to molest me !" The young boss pouted, looking tired.
"Well, they ARE getting kind of despererate... Maybe it's time you choose one of them ?"
Tsuna sent him a glare before crossing his arms.
"There's no way I'm letting any of these rabid beasts near me or my virginity !"
Takeshi laughed. "But Tsuna... I can't play the chastity belt for you forever ! It's funny to see their antics, but some of them have been looking at me weirdly for the past few weeks. I actually think Hayato tried to hurt me yesterday. I'm not sure though " He mused "Bianchi came in and he got a stomachache before anything happened."
Tsuna sweatdropped, he somehow doubted that Gokudera had just wanted to hurt his friend. Suddenly, a conversation he had with Reborn some days ago came back to him.
"Takeshi-kun... I might have an idea. I-I'm not sure you'll be okya with it but it's the only thing I can think of right now."
Tsuna started fidgeting, a slight blush appearing on his cheeks while Takeshi tilted his head, curious.
"You see, Reborn gave me an idea. Ta-Takeshi-kun ! Be my b-b-b-boyfriend please !"
For a moment, the young man simply stared at his boss, mouth agape. A nervous laugh then escaped his lips and, quickly enough he was practically rolling on the floor. If he had to be honnest, Takeshi knew it was mostly a hysterical response to a situation a couldn't handle. What had Reborn done ? Since when had Tsuna lost to the insanity of the Vongola Estate ? In front of him, Tsuna suddenly squealed, realising what he had just said and blushed a lot harder than before.
"No, no, no ! I-I didn't mean it like that ! I-I... You said I should choose somebody and before Reborn mentionned something like that too..." He suddenly looked away "He said that if I didn't want to end up with one of... them, I had to find someone else, even if it was only a decoy."
Takeshi stopped laughing, this was still insane but... If he understood correctly what Tsuna whantedfrom him then maybe, just maybe he could go along with it.
"So, you want me to be your fake boyfriend to make the others give up ?" Tsuna nodded. "Maa, maa, that could actually be fun~. But Tsuna, it would only postpone the problem."
Honestly, he was a little worried. Stopping Hayato and Kyouya from killing him would be simple enough as he knew their attempts would be half-hearted. But a masquerade isn't made to last forever and, as soon as their "couple" would end, everything would turn back to the insane routine they had now.
"I-I know it's just a temporary solution but it would give time to think about an actual solution... Or at least a way to calm things enough for me to live without fearing my own guardians are will rape me in my sleep."
"Haha ! You have a point. I'll play along, it might just be fun after all~"
A shadow moved next to them as the number one hitman suddenly appeared. Tsuna didn't scream, he had stopped doing that a few years back, but Reborn's sudden appearances still made him flinch. Takeshi chuckled.
"R-Reborn, what do you want ?" Tsuna loved his tutor, he was Family, but he honestly did not trust him.
"Well, Dame-Tsuna, now that you have a boyfriend-" Tsuna squealed and blushed, Rebon ignored him, Takeshi sighed with a indulging smile. "We have to make a few arrangments and plan the announcment. It is going to be spectacular."
And they believed him. There would be fainting and screams. And some pretty bloody fights knowing the other guardians. Takeshi knew the fluffy Decimo would hate it, but to him it seemed like it would be a very interesting day. He quite looked forward to it and shared a playful look with Reborn. The ex-Arcobaleno made a face that told him he would be cackling maniacally if his hitman dignity didn't stop him.
"Maa, it is going to be fun."
