This is my mindless storey about dbz hope u like it
chapter one
One night Yamcha suggested that the boys go out for the night, kind of a
boys night out, Goku, Krillin, Tien, Chaotzu and Trunks all agreed to go ,
and Piccolo was persuaded to come by Goku but Vegeta stubbornly
refused to come at all so they went without him. When they went out
Piccolo had to wear a cloak that covered his face and the rest of him as
green men from outerspace are not a common sight on earth. They all
went to a club and watched the dancers and the singers, told jokes, had a
laugh and everyone but piccolo pretty much got drunk.
They were all messing around, being drunk and all when a dancer came on
stage and started singing and dancing, her song was called, beautiful
inside and the first three lines attracted Piccolo's attention:
"It doesn't matter about the clothes that you're dressed in,
Doesn't matter about the colour of your skin,
All that matters is you're beautiful inside."
And he listened to the rest of her song and watched her dancing and was
amazed at how much energy she had. She constantly danced as
energetically as possible, and when her song was over everyone applauded
including Piccolo, even the others, who were still drunk applauded.
When she sang her next song, Will I ever? Piccolo noticed that an
amazingly high power-level was in the room and realized it was apparently
coming from the dancer! "That's an amazingly high power-level for a girl"
he thought to himself. When she went off stage Piccolo decided to go and
see her to find out if that really was her power-level or if it was
someonelse's who had been on stage with her.
When he arrived backstage he found the dancer re-applying her lipstick
Piccolo asked her what her name was she said to him
"Who wants to know?" and he told her
"My name is Piccolo and ....I......noticed that you were a very good
dancer and ......I.... wanted to meet you"
"My name is Nina and you're a very bad liar!"
"What?" said Piccolo
"I know that you noticed my power-level and yes my power-level really is
that high and I noticed yours is also a very high power-level, and yes I
know you are a Namic!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Piccolo was amazed that she knew he was a Namic, for he had been
wearing a cloak over his face ever since he entered the club.
Then a verrrry drunk Goku came to see where Piccolo had gone and came
across Piccolo and Nina talking and said:
"Who's your new girlfriend Piccolo?", then all of a sudden throughout the
entire club everyone hears a very loud voice saying:
"WHATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!" Nina screamed at the top of her voice,
"Say that again and I'll tear out your voicebox and stomp on it
MORON!!!!"
Goku jumped ten feet in the air when she started screaming
"Good god she's even louder than Chi Chi!!!!"said Goku.
"Oh no not another one" said Piccolo.
"What the hell was that?" said Trunks.
The whole gang rushed backstage to see what all the noise was about,
then as they got backstage they found Goku being strangled by Nina and
Piccolo trying his hardest to separate them without hurting either of them,
and having very little success. Then Yamcha also asked Piccolo if Nina
was his girlfriend and he was also strangled half to death by Nina. After
another half-hour of Nina strangling the boys they started to go home and
Nina was invited to come along (Well actually Nina refused to let go of
Goku's throat unless they took her along with them, and Trunks also kinda
had a crush on her).
When they got home Chi Chi started screaming at Goku because he
brought home 'another one of his little fighting buddies', and Nina
screamed at Chi Chi for calling her one of 'That morons buddies!!!'
Yamcha really wanted a hot-dog.
He did not get his hot-dog so he got really drunk.
Chi Chi continued her screaming match with Nina.
*Next day*
Yamcha had a reeeeeallllyyy bad hangover and Bulma was giving him a
facial while he was sleeping.
"So," Nina said "What do you guys do for fun?"
"Beat people up" said Goku
"Shut the hell up Kakorrot" said Vegeta
"Who's Kakorrot" Said Nina
"Its what Gokus real name is"said Vegeta
"Shut up Vegeta" said Kakorrot
"No YOU shut up"Said Vegeta
"WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP" said Nina
"Owie, my head hurts"said Yamcha "What r u all laughing at??"
**Yamchas face was covered in makeup, blue lipstick, red eyeshadow,
pink mascara, black blusher and his nails had been painted green**
"Oh nothing"said Tien
"Ha ha, cross dresser" said Frieza
"You're one to talk, lipstick boy" said Vegeta
"Hey" said Frieza
"Hey, didn't I kill you?" said Trunks
"Well kinda" said Frieza
"So why r u alive then?"said Trunks
"Not really sure"said Frieza
"U r going to be dead in ten seconds" said Vegeta
"How do u know?"said Frieza
"Cos THIS"
**Vegeta knocked Frieza to kingdom come**
"Freezy-boy go bye-bye" said Cid Highwind
"!!!!!!!!! Why r u here!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Kakorrot
"For the party" said Vincent
"and the cross dressers" said Selphie
"WILL EVERYONE PLEAAASSSEE STOP WITH THE
CROSSDRESSER THING!!!!!!"said Yamcha
"Haaahaaa"said Rufus
"Heeeheee"said Ash Ketchum
"Hohoho" said Santa
"SANTA CLAUS IS REAL?????????????" asked everyone
"Well of course he is"said Gohan
"Thats not santa" said Goten "Santa isn't green"
"I'm Kami, I am really old you know!!!!!!!"
"Sorry Kami" said Piccolo
"I STILL WANT A HOTDOG"said, who else but Yamcha
"All out of hotdogs " Said Sailor moon "We do have British BSE infected
beef though"
"Okay I'll eat that then" said Yamcha
"You'll catch mad cow disease" said Dende
"He already is mad " Said Vegeta
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Are too"
"SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP YOU MORON" said Nina to Yamcha
"Haahaa, Nina shouted at yooooou"Said Vegeta
"SHUT UP LORD VEGETA"said Nina
"Quit making fun of my title"said Vegeta
"NO I WILL NOT"said Nina
"okay" said Vegeta
"Haa haa HAA" said Yamcha "Look whos gettin told off now"
"SHUT THE @~#*^£&$% UP" said Gohan
"GOHAN!!!!!!" Said Chi Chi
"UH-OH big troubles a comin" said Krillin "Body counts a comin "
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES SHES GONNA BLOW" said Westlife
**They then get in Chi Chi's firing range and die a slow and painful
death**
"WHOOOOOHOOOOOO" said Selphie
"WESTLIFE ARE DEAD YAYYYYYYY"said Hikaru
"LETS PAR-TAYYYYYY"said James
"This is the party I was talking about" said Vincent
"LETS ALL DANCE ON THEIR DEAD BODIES!!!!!!"said Sephiroth
"OKKKKAAAYYYY"said Zoicite
**she and Malicite dance on Kian until he is dust**
END CHAPTER ONE
Chapter two
"Good morning " said Piccolo to Hikaru
"!!!!!" said a very worried Hikaru
"Did I do what I think I did when I was drunk??" said Hikaru
"Uh-huh" said Piccolo "Time for BIG regrets"
"Morning " said Frieza "..........!!!"
"You too?"said Hikaru "Uh-oh"
"OMIGOD" said Frieza
"OH MAN"said Hikaru
"THIS IS JUST PLAIN SICK!!!!" said Mischevious lady
"YOU AND ALL!!!"said Hikaru
"Yeah all of us were drunk after killing Westlife, the punch was spiked"
"Speaking of Spike, did anyone see Buffy last week??"said Piccolo
"YEAH , with the marrige thing? that was a classic!"said Frieza.
"My god, I hope i'm not pregnant" said Hikaru
"me too" said Mischevious lady
**9 months later Hikaru has a baby half-namic and Mischevious lady has a
baby half.....Frieza?**
**meanwhile in the garden***
"my word was I ever drunk last night" said Vegeta "I woke up in a pool of
blood, which was okay because it was Brian Westlifes blood."
"I think I put Nicks arm in your bed Vegeta, I was drunk so forgive me"
said Darien
"I think I killed Dende, so dont tell Piccolo, kay?" said Yamcha
"I heard that" called Piccolo from Hikarus room "U r so dead.......when
my hangovers gone"
**Then the two angel digi-thingies came in fighting the devil digi-thingie....
........ the devil digi-thingie won and he left**
"I'm glad thats over" said Matt "or my tiger digi-thingie might have had to
fight!!".
"Matt, we lost" said Kari
"How are you lost you are standing right here"said Matt
"No Matt, we lost the battle, evil won. THICKO"said Mimi
"OH MAN" said T.K "This sucks"
"HOLY £^*%&?~)(^# COW" Said Trunks
"OMIGOD" said Bulma
**Bulma and Trunks look at each other and scream, they had got married
when they were drunk!!!!!!!**
"Whats wrong with u Trunks?"said Goten
"I just married my mother!!!!! that's what's "^$%&(&%"£*~#@ wrong"
"But Bulmas already married, TO ME!!!!!!!!!!" said Vegeta
"OH NO" said Bulma "This is majorly bad news"
"Is that even legal to be married to two people? especially if one of them is
your son?"said Pikachu
"WHO LET THE PIKACHU IN HERE???" said Chi Chi "AND CAN
PIKACHUS TALK??????"
**a Greymon drops from the sky and sets fire to Pikachu**
"OH YAY, PIKACHU FLAMBE" said King Kai
"I want the ears on toast" said ....ASH KETCHUM!!!!!
"You lot are SICK " said Hikaru
"You're one to talk" said Nina "You slept with a namic!!!"
"Lets talk about.......HORSES" said Vicky W.
"Who r u?"asked Serena
"You cant be in this story, You're NORMAL"said Yamcha
"Can too, I am a friend of the AUTHOR so ha ha HA!"said Vicky "Has
anyone got chips?"
"I do"said The wish dragon
**Vicky and the wish dragon share chips and drink cocacola**
"So, what r we going 2 do about the whole Marriage thing?"said Bulma
"LETS GET BLOODY DIVORCED, I REFUSE TO STAY MARRIED
TO MY MOTHER!!" screamed Trunks
"Temper, temper" said Gohan
"WOULD YOU BE HAPPY IF YOU MARRIED CHI CHI?!?!?!?!?!"
screamed Trunks
"No way!!" said Gohan
"WELL THEN SHUT UP!!!"said Trunks
"Calm down, here are the divorce papers" said the handy divorce man
**Trunks and Bulma get Divorced**
"I'm happy now" said Trunks
"So, who's for twister" said Natasha H
"Oh, MEEEEEE" said Vicky and The wishing dragon of Namic
"Me too" said Bonnie
"Vicky your dog's talking" said Natasha
"my dog doesn't talk!" said Vicky
"Well she does now"said Natasha
"Can we please just play twister?"said Bonnie
"Okay" said Vicky to her now-talking-dog Bonnie
**the 4 of them go off to play twister together**
"Lets destroy all Schools!!" said Goten
"ooookkkkaaaayyyy" said Gohan
**the two of them go off to destroy some schools**
**under Chi Chi's supervision (she didnt want her son's to get hurt by a
falling school, now did she)**
"This is pretty meaningless isnt it" said Rei
"Yeah" agreed the guys from Monster rancher
"This is going absolutely nowhere" said the baby Half-namic which
Hikaru named 'Bill'
"Lets gang up on the author" said Vegeta, "And kill her"
"OKAY" says everyone
***Thats all I could be bothered writing so if I ever fell like finishing this I
will write again***
****Please read and Review****
chapter one
One night Yamcha suggested that the boys go out for the night, kind of a
boys night out, Goku, Krillin, Tien, Chaotzu and Trunks all agreed to go ,
and Piccolo was persuaded to come by Goku but Vegeta stubbornly
refused to come at all so they went without him. When they went out
Piccolo had to wear a cloak that covered his face and the rest of him as
green men from outerspace are not a common sight on earth. They all
went to a club and watched the dancers and the singers, told jokes, had a
laugh and everyone but piccolo pretty much got drunk.
They were all messing around, being drunk and all when a dancer came on
stage and started singing and dancing, her song was called, beautiful
inside and the first three lines attracted Piccolo's attention:
"It doesn't matter about the clothes that you're dressed in,
Doesn't matter about the colour of your skin,
All that matters is you're beautiful inside."
And he listened to the rest of her song and watched her dancing and was
amazed at how much energy she had. She constantly danced as
energetically as possible, and when her song was over everyone applauded
including Piccolo, even the others, who were still drunk applauded.
When she sang her next song, Will I ever? Piccolo noticed that an
amazingly high power-level was in the room and realized it was apparently
coming from the dancer! "That's an amazingly high power-level for a girl"
he thought to himself. When she went off stage Piccolo decided to go and
see her to find out if that really was her power-level or if it was
someonelse's who had been on stage with her.
When he arrived backstage he found the dancer re-applying her lipstick
Piccolo asked her what her name was she said to him
"Who wants to know?" and he told her
"My name is Piccolo and ....I......noticed that you were a very good
dancer and ......I.... wanted to meet you"
"My name is Nina and you're a very bad liar!"
"What?" said Piccolo
"I know that you noticed my power-level and yes my power-level really is
that high and I noticed yours is also a very high power-level, and yes I
know you are a Namic!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Piccolo was amazed that she knew he was a Namic, for he had been
wearing a cloak over his face ever since he entered the club.
Then a verrrry drunk Goku came to see where Piccolo had gone and came
across Piccolo and Nina talking and said:
"Who's your new girlfriend Piccolo?", then all of a sudden throughout the
entire club everyone hears a very loud voice saying:
"WHATTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!" Nina screamed at the top of her voice,
"Say that again and I'll tear out your voicebox and stomp on it
MORON!!!!"
Goku jumped ten feet in the air when she started screaming
"Good god she's even louder than Chi Chi!!!!"said Goku.
"Oh no not another one" said Piccolo.
"What the hell was that?" said Trunks.
The whole gang rushed backstage to see what all the noise was about,
then as they got backstage they found Goku being strangled by Nina and
Piccolo trying his hardest to separate them without hurting either of them,
and having very little success. Then Yamcha also asked Piccolo if Nina
was his girlfriend and he was also strangled half to death by Nina. After
another half-hour of Nina strangling the boys they started to go home and
Nina was invited to come along (Well actually Nina refused to let go of
Goku's throat unless they took her along with them, and Trunks also kinda
had a crush on her).
When they got home Chi Chi started screaming at Goku because he
brought home 'another one of his little fighting buddies', and Nina
screamed at Chi Chi for calling her one of 'That morons buddies!!!'
Yamcha really wanted a hot-dog.
He did not get his hot-dog so he got really drunk.
Chi Chi continued her screaming match with Nina.
*Next day*
Yamcha had a reeeeeallllyyy bad hangover and Bulma was giving him a
facial while he was sleeping.
"So," Nina said "What do you guys do for fun?"
"Beat people up" said Goku
"Shut the hell up Kakorrot" said Vegeta
"Who's Kakorrot" Said Nina
"Its what Gokus real name is"said Vegeta
"Shut up Vegeta" said Kakorrot
"No YOU shut up"Said Vegeta
"WILL BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP" said Nina
"Owie, my head hurts"said Yamcha "What r u all laughing at??"
**Yamchas face was covered in makeup, blue lipstick, red eyeshadow,
pink mascara, black blusher and his nails had been painted green**
"Oh nothing"said Tien
"Ha ha, cross dresser" said Frieza
"You're one to talk, lipstick boy" said Vegeta
"Hey" said Frieza
"Hey, didn't I kill you?" said Trunks
"Well kinda" said Frieza
"So why r u alive then?"said Trunks
"Not really sure"said Frieza
"U r going to be dead in ten seconds" said Vegeta
"How do u know?"said Frieza
"Cos THIS"
**Vegeta knocked Frieza to kingdom come**
"Freezy-boy go bye-bye" said Cid Highwind
"!!!!!!!!! Why r u here!!!!!!!!!!!!" said Kakorrot
"For the party" said Vincent
"and the cross dressers" said Selphie
"WILL EVERYONE PLEAAASSSEE STOP WITH THE
CROSSDRESSER THING!!!!!!"said Yamcha
"Haaahaaa"said Rufus
"Heeeheee"said Ash Ketchum
"Hohoho" said Santa
"SANTA CLAUS IS REAL?????????????" asked everyone
"Well of course he is"said Gohan
"Thats not santa" said Goten "Santa isn't green"
"I'm Kami, I am really old you know!!!!!!!"
"Sorry Kami" said Piccolo
"I STILL WANT A HOTDOG"said, who else but Yamcha
"All out of hotdogs " Said Sailor moon "We do have British BSE infected
beef though"
"Okay I'll eat that then" said Yamcha
"You'll catch mad cow disease" said Dende
"He already is mad " Said Vegeta
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Are too"
"SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP YOU MORON" said Nina to Yamcha
"Haahaa, Nina shouted at yooooou"Said Vegeta
"SHUT UP LORD VEGETA"said Nina
"Quit making fun of my title"said Vegeta
"NO I WILL NOT"said Nina
"okay" said Vegeta
"Haa haa HAA" said Yamcha "Look whos gettin told off now"
"SHUT THE @~#*^£&$% UP" said Gohan
"GOHAN!!!!!!" Said Chi Chi
"UH-OH big troubles a comin" said Krillin "Body counts a comin "
"RUN FOR YOUR LIVES SHES GONNA BLOW" said Westlife
**They then get in Chi Chi's firing range and die a slow and painful
death**
"WHOOOOOHOOOOOO" said Selphie
"WESTLIFE ARE DEAD YAYYYYYYY"said Hikaru
"LETS PAR-TAYYYYYY"said James
"This is the party I was talking about" said Vincent
"LETS ALL DANCE ON THEIR DEAD BODIES!!!!!!"said Sephiroth
"OKKKKAAAYYYY"said Zoicite
**she and Malicite dance on Kian until he is dust**
END CHAPTER ONE
Chapter two
"Good morning " said Piccolo to Hikaru
"!!!!!" said a very worried Hikaru
"Did I do what I think I did when I was drunk??" said Hikaru
"Uh-huh" said Piccolo "Time for BIG regrets"
"Morning " said Frieza "..........!!!"
"You too?"said Hikaru "Uh-oh"
"OMIGOD" said Frieza
"OH MAN"said Hikaru
"THIS IS JUST PLAIN SICK!!!!" said Mischevious lady
"YOU AND ALL!!!"said Hikaru
"Yeah all of us were drunk after killing Westlife, the punch was spiked"
"Speaking of Spike, did anyone see Buffy last week??"said Piccolo
"YEAH , with the marrige thing? that was a classic!"said Frieza.
"My god, I hope i'm not pregnant" said Hikaru
"me too" said Mischevious lady
**9 months later Hikaru has a baby half-namic and Mischevious lady has a
baby half.....Frieza?**
**meanwhile in the garden***
"my word was I ever drunk last night" said Vegeta "I woke up in a pool of
blood, which was okay because it was Brian Westlifes blood."
"I think I put Nicks arm in your bed Vegeta, I was drunk so forgive me"
said Darien
"I think I killed Dende, so dont tell Piccolo, kay?" said Yamcha
"I heard that" called Piccolo from Hikarus room "U r so dead.......when
my hangovers gone"
**Then the two angel digi-thingies came in fighting the devil digi-thingie....
........ the devil digi-thingie won and he left**
"I'm glad thats over" said Matt "or my tiger digi-thingie might have had to
fight!!".
"Matt, we lost" said Kari
"How are you lost you are standing right here"said Matt
"No Matt, we lost the battle, evil won. THICKO"said Mimi
"OH MAN" said T.K "This sucks"
"HOLY £^*%&?~)(^# COW" Said Trunks
"OMIGOD" said Bulma
**Bulma and Trunks look at each other and scream, they had got married
when they were drunk!!!!!!!**
"Whats wrong with u Trunks?"said Goten
"I just married my mother!!!!! that's what's "^$%&(&%"£*~#@ wrong"
"But Bulmas already married, TO ME!!!!!!!!!!" said Vegeta
"OH NO" said Bulma "This is majorly bad news"
"Is that even legal to be married to two people? especially if one of them is
your son?"said Pikachu
"WHO LET THE PIKACHU IN HERE???" said Chi Chi "AND CAN
PIKACHUS TALK??????"
**a Greymon drops from the sky and sets fire to Pikachu**
"OH YAY, PIKACHU FLAMBE" said King Kai
"I want the ears on toast" said ....ASH KETCHUM!!!!!
"You lot are SICK " said Hikaru
"You're one to talk" said Nina "You slept with a namic!!!"
"Lets talk about.......HORSES" said Vicky W.
"Who r u?"asked Serena
"You cant be in this story, You're NORMAL"said Yamcha
"Can too, I am a friend of the AUTHOR so ha ha HA!"said Vicky "Has
anyone got chips?"
"I do"said The wish dragon
**Vicky and the wish dragon share chips and drink cocacola**
"So, what r we going 2 do about the whole Marriage thing?"said Bulma
"LETS GET BLOODY DIVORCED, I REFUSE TO STAY MARRIED
TO MY MOTHER!!" screamed Trunks
"Temper, temper" said Gohan
"WOULD YOU BE HAPPY IF YOU MARRIED CHI CHI?!?!?!?!?!"
screamed Trunks
"No way!!" said Gohan
"WELL THEN SHUT UP!!!"said Trunks
"Calm down, here are the divorce papers" said the handy divorce man
**Trunks and Bulma get Divorced**
"I'm happy now" said Trunks
"So, who's for twister" said Natasha H
"Oh, MEEEEEE" said Vicky and The wishing dragon of Namic
"Me too" said Bonnie
"Vicky your dog's talking" said Natasha
"my dog doesn't talk!" said Vicky
"Well she does now"said Natasha
"Can we please just play twister?"said Bonnie
"Okay" said Vicky to her now-talking-dog Bonnie
**the 4 of them go off to play twister together**
"Lets destroy all Schools!!" said Goten
"ooookkkkaaaayyyy" said Gohan
**the two of them go off to destroy some schools**
**under Chi Chi's supervision (she didnt want her son's to get hurt by a
falling school, now did she)**
"This is pretty meaningless isnt it" said Rei
"Yeah" agreed the guys from Monster rancher
"This is going absolutely nowhere" said the baby Half-namic which
Hikaru named 'Bill'
"Lets gang up on the author" said Vegeta, "And kill her"
"OKAY" says everyone
***Thats all I could be bothered writing so if I ever fell like finishing this I
will write again***
****Please read and Review****
