One night, Robin, Cyborg, and Beast Boy played a game where you spin a bottle, whoever it lands on picks up a card, and answer the question on it.

"My turn." Robin said.

He spun it and it landed on Cyborg. Cyborg picked up a card.

"'Who would you save, your best friend or your girlfriend?'. My best friend, all the way!" Cyborg said.

Cyborg hi fived Beast Boy.

"My half robot dick is too much for the ladies anyways." Cyborg said smugly.

"Yeah. I bet the get a microscofic eyeful." Robin joked.

"Look who's talking, Boy Wonder. That "toy" has no batteries included and no dick included." Cyborg said.

"Hm. You're good at lies. How long have you practiced?" Robin asked sarcasticly.

"My turn." Cyborg said.

Cyborg spun the bottle and it landed on Robin. Robin picked up the card.

"'What's better, grilled chicken or White Castles?'. Grilled chicken." Robin said.

Cyborg and Beast Boy looked at Robin.

"What?" Robin asked.

"What the hell is wrong with you?" Beast Boy asked.

"You'd eat grilled chicken instead of White Castles?" Cyborg asked.

"I'd perfer grilled chicken more than White Castles really." Robin said, rubbing the back of his head with his right hand.

"That's the same damn thing!" Cyborg yelled quietly.

"How long have you been smoking crack?" Beast Boy asked.

"Just spin the damn bottle." Robin said.

Beast Boy spun the bottle and it landed on him.

"Ooh! Irony." Robin said.

Beast Boy picked up the card.

"'Who do you like in a strong way.?' Uh..." Beast Boy said.

"Oh crap!" Cyborg yelled quietly.

"Well let's pick another." Beast Boy said.

"Come on, answer it." Cyborg said.

"Don't hold out." Robin said.

"I'd rather not say. It would freak you out." Beast Boy said.

"You like Starfire do you? You bastard, she's mine." Robin said angerly.

"No. It's... Raven." Beast Boy said.

"Damn!" Robin yelled.

Starfire and Raven heard him.

"Shh! Hey Boy Wonder, Batman called, he told you to shut the fuck up!" Beast Boy yelled quietly.

"I can't believe that you got a thing for Raven. You thinking of 'getting her and interjectin' or just molestin', or better yet, 'raping her while you're above, is the same as making love.'" Cyborg said.

Cyborg and Robin started laughing.

"Or 'don't go too fast or go too slow, don't make her feel like a ho.'" Robin said while laughing.

"Guys, shut up. I need you to keep this secret. If she finds out and doesn't like me, I'll be sad. Depressed. And the two guys who told her would have to lean to fuck upside down." Beast Boy said with sadness and with threat, as his eyes turned red.

"Lips sealed, locked, and destroyed." Robin and Cyborg said.

"Good." Beast Boy said.

"Well I'm going to Starfire's room for no reason." Robin said.

"See ya tomarrow Beast Man." Cyborg said.