A/N - I... actually have no idea where this came from... but it was fun to write, so that doesn't matter! Enjoy.

"Y'know… of all the ways I expected to spend my birthday… this wasn't one of 'em," Luke said, ending the sentence with a small burp and a muttered "excuse me".

"At least you can say no one else has had a birthday like it," Mina pointed out, smiling as Galvin placed a glass in her hand.

"Not as though he can tell everyone about it though, is it?" Ruby said. "It'd go, 'oh yeah, it was great. I went to the pub with my friend and godfather, met up with a blind psychic, kicked some demon butt then went back to our secret underground lair to get pissed'."

"I could tell them that," Luke frowned. "Wouldn't believe me though."

After several more glasses of… well, Luke wasn't even sure what it was, he just knew that someone kept emptying his glass (not him, of course. He had no memory of downing three glasses worth of liquid in a row) and someone else refilled it, he was sitting on the more comfortable sofa in the room, head resting on the arm with Mina sitting next to him.

"Know what?" Luke raised his head and poked Mina's leg.

"What?" She turned her head towards him.

"I love you." Ruby looked up, eyes wide, and Galvin choked on his drink.

"Sorry?"

"I love you," Luke repeated, grinning.

"I think you've had a little too much to drink," Mina laughed.

"I haven't!" Luke pouted. "I love you! I really love you!" He sniffed. "Don't you love me?" Mina blinked, remaining quiet for a moment.

"Of course I do," She said, Luke's grin widening.

"You love me?"

"I love you," She nodded, fighting back a grin.

"Yay," Luke said, and fell over sideways, landing with his head on Mina's lap.

"Luke?" She frowned, but got an answer in the form of a loud snore.

Galvin blinked and turned to Ruby, snatching her glass from her hands.

"Hey!"

"The last thing I need is for you to confess your love for Mina."