Jazza's McDonalds Drug Trip
One day, Jazza stuck blunts up his nostrils. He got high. He started thinking his eyes were gumdrops and ate one of them. He then cried in the corner and got the munchies after smoking those big weeds. So he went to McDonalds.
He went into his car but since he was still high after smoking those big weeds so he thought it was a pretty unicorn. He said, "Giddy up horsy!" then he was at McDonalds. Before he went inside McDonalds in the parking lot he made a weed smoothie to drink and smoking a beer because he got even more munchies from the big weeds and the smoothie.
When he walked into the McDonalds he screamed in joy and took a large crap on the floor then ate it because he had the munchies from smoking the big weeds and the weed smoothie. Then he finally ordered his food.
He bought two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda. He has the munchies from smoking those big weeds and the weed smoothie. Instead of putting salt on his fries, he used cocaine. Then he used acid as ketchup. He felt like melting.
He started to freak out. He took the cash registers and threw himself out the window. The cops were right outside the McDonalds. He took out his steampunk themed "Jazzaxe" and threw it at all the cops and got away. His life was flashing right before his eyes at that point. He was higher than the sky. He forgot he smoked the beer so he vomited all over his brand new Lamborghini and Ferrari he had in his garage.
His palms were sweaty. Knees weak. Arms are heavy, He had vomit on his sweater as I said in the previous paragraph. Then he ate 2 month old bowl of his moms spaghetti. He was nervous. But on the surface he looked calm and ready. Then everything went black. He couldn't see.
TO NOT BE CONTINUED
