Hey guys. This is my first upload ever. I know it sucks. Don't try to tell me what I already know, okay? (Translation: No flames please, unless they will help. --)

Disclaimer: I haven't even played FFVII, I've only seen Advent Children and listened to my friends talk endlessly about the game. I haven't played all the KH games, either. But I have read the manga XP

These two games do not belong to me, they belong the honorable Tetsuya Nomura-dono and Square Enix.

It all started with a game.

Of cards.

Played with high wagers.

And Axel-sama.

He was particularly happy about his this game was turning out, seeing how he had just learned the rules. As far as he could tell, he had a winning selection of cards: lots of spades.

"Hmmm…… haha! I DO have a club!" yelled Marluxia, slamming down the card.

"Crazy Eights is the best game ever!"

"Shut up." Sighed Xemnas, sifting forlornly through his own hand. "You're the one with all the freaking cards." He muttered, picking one up.

Demyx laughed. "You just have no luck at these kinds of games." He said, laying down a two of clubs. "Sorry, Marluxia-san."

Before he could react, Axel snapped down a two. "How's that?"

-A Half Hour Later-

Axel was in despair. All his clubs were gone. All his hearts were gone. He had nothing left but so many spades.

"There you go." Said Demyx, setting down an eight. "I call hearts."

"Like Kingdom Hearts?" asked Xemnas hopefully.

"No."

"Oh. Darn."

Axel looked through his huge stack of cards with increasing panic. Each card was spade

after spade….

"What the! Kingdom Hearts?" Axel yelled, pointing out a random window for Xemnas.

"What? Where?" he asked hurriedly, running to the window. The other Organization members turned to look also. Axel took his chance and swiped the heart under the eight for his own hand. When Marluxia came back, Axel laid down his stolen card. "Oh well. Sorry, guys."

"Let's wait for Xemnas to come back inside before we continue." Said Marluxia. "He went outside to look for it."

"Okay." Said Axel agreeably. He was about to say more when he suddenly disappeared from the table…

Riku strode out of the ice cream store. It was a bright and clear day; not much could irk him now. He was feeling so happy that he paused before going into the street, and decided to jaywalk. He was Riku, after all. But as soon as he stepped onto the street, he was transported away…

Sephiroth had always liked swords. His own, very precious and loveable to him, was always in his sight. So when he learned his private sword manufacturing business was to be inspected, he had no fears. The inspector did have a problem with his swords, though.

"Sephiroth-san," asked the inspector, "you do know that the maximum length of swords is two meters, correct?"

"It is?" asked Sephiroth sadly.

"Yes. I'm sorry, but you'll have to close your business." said the inspector. But before the silver-haired bishie could sign the forms offered to him, he was gone.

All three bishounen reappeared in a dark courtroom.

"Whaaat?" Where's my ice cream?" asked Riku, looking around him frantically.

"Silence!" yelled a hooded judge. "The parties summoned before us have committed multiple transgressions. Axel-san, you have been accused of cheating."

"Hey, it was just a game of cards!" said Axel, shrugging nonchalantly.

"Cards or no cards, it was cheating. You know better." Said the judge, closing the argument. "Next is Sephiroth-sama, accused of violating the guidelines of weapon-making. And last is Riku-san, caught jaywalking for the fortieth time."

The bishies waited in sullen silence for their sentencing.

"You are hereby sentenced to….. Quality Time." Said the judge evilly.

"And what exactly is a Quality Time?" asked Sephiroth with a mounting sense of foreboding.

"It is stated here: "Spending a minimum of one month and a maximum of the accused's entire lifespan with a fangirl, every day."

"NOOOOOO!" wailed Axel. "Please! You must reconsider! You… you cannot fathom the terror of being pursued in amorous desire by a rabid fangirl!"

"The law is the law." Said the judge smugly. "All three of you shall stay in the human world until the court deems you punished. Goodbye!" he said. The judge waving his pinky finger was the last the three bishies ever saw before they vanished.

I know it sucks. But comments are welcome.