Chapter 1: The Humor Begins
Authors Notes: Welcome to a new story! Instead of focusing on me and my main miis, in this story, we will be focusing on the legacy of Fluffy Afro and The Wacky Clowns in the Sims world! In this story, Fluffy Afro the clown teams up with the strange Wacky Clowns family which is made up of 2 Vampires and 2 Aliens to form a Comedy Rock/Heavy Metal/Hard Rock/Nu Metal/Glam/Shock/Industrial/Punk/Kawaii Metal band! Pickle Rick Not An Alien(whos actually an Alien despite his name) and Banana Pants(a guy vampire) married and somehow had 2 children(Sims 4 logic 101) named Pickle Pants and Banana Rick Not An Alien(all the Wacky Clowns are hilarious trust me)! Fluffy Afro is a clown who knows how to make food and has a giant orange afro! Now this unlikely assortment will team up to create a major band in the sims town of Willow Creek! Note: This will be in paragraph format(sorta)... Alrighty then, let the funniness begin!
Its been a few hours since a massive party was held by the famous Raging Rockstars band in their home! Now Fluffy Afro, has gotten a text message from Pickle Rick asking "Hey Fluffy, its me Pickle Rick! Can you meet me and my family at the Nightclub? I know its early but we want to ask you something and hang out as well! Hopefully, nothing stupid happens.."
Fluffy was asleep during that time because he went straight to bed after the party but was woken up by his text message ringtone(the song Im A Banana played at high volume as his ringtone, really professional Fluffy)! Fluffy wakes up, rubs his eyes, and while he gets his phone and stops the ringtone, he says "Shut up phone! Whos texting me at this hour btw?" Before Fluffy looks at the text, he realizes something very unpleasant and reacts by saying "Oh no.. I really gotta use the bathroom.. I will answer the text once Im done!"
Now playing: Judas Priest- Painkiller
He then very slowly walks to the bathroom(he has to go that badly and yet his bed is like 50 steps from the bathroom door)! Once he goes in the bathroom, he turns on the exhaust fan and thinks to himself "This is gonna be intense.. Im glad that I decided to turn on the exhaust fan or else I would probably wake up the whole neighborhood and then have a mob of people after me.. I for one would like to not die or get injured simply because of a Heavy Metal level intense bathroom break! Seriously thats what this bathroom break is gonna be like! I might as well sing stuff while Im sitting on the toilet coz I gotta do something besides letting it all out!"
Fluffy then takes a deep breath and sits down on the toilet! As soon as he does, it gets intense really fast and he starts singing with the words "Oh oh oh Im a kitty cat! Im cute and I like pink! I make rainbows everywhere I go! People want me as soon as they see me coz Im so cute! I might as well be an icon on Japan where Kawaiiness rules! My cuteness will rule the world one day coz Im irresistible! I will be the ruler of not just all doors including ones with passcodes that can defeat evil villains but also all life and all objects! Meow meow is my favorite thing to say besides the fact that Im cute! The cuteness I possess will bring down all the corruption in the world because who could resist someone as adorable as me?!" As soon as he finishes singing whatever you want to call it, he notices that its getting really smelly in the bathroom but he doesnt care coz hes in his own world right now!
He then somehow gets bored and starts singing the Weird Al song, Bedrock Anthem (Credit to Weird Al and his band, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and the site called genius dot com for lyrics) to himself with the following words "Sometimes I feel like, I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel like, I wanna go
To the city of cavemen, the city of Bedrock" He then switches to a higher pitched voice and continues the song "Well, Ive got, Ive got a woman named Wilma
Well, Ive got, Ive got a baby named Pebbles
Well, Ive got, Ive got a doggy named Dino
We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino
Well, Ive got a little buddy, Barney Rubble
Hes a midget but makes a lot of trouble
Doesnt like to shave, he got caveman stubble
Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Baffalo
Lodge Brothers, Loyal Order Water Baffalo
Theres a handshake everybody gotta know
How come grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show?
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow
Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm
Little Pebbles is his number one fan
Hes the strongest toddler in the whole land
Tear your arm off, if hes shaking your hand
Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now
Gonna take my family out to eat now
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in cant be beat now
Made from brontosaurs, baby, not a moo-cow
Wanna chill with a saber tooth tiger
Wear a loincloth, natural fiber
Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber
Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Dont know what it means, but I say it anyway
Lucky me, workin down in the gravel pit
Movin rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit
Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit
Pull the birdies tail, everybody knows its time to quit
I realize Im living in the Stone Age
No fax, no cellular phone-age
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-age
Liftin heavy boulders every day for my wage
Barney Rubble, laughin like a hyena
Barney Rubble, what a little wiener
Wheres Wilma? Anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
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Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba dabba do now"
Fluffy somehow still isnt done with his Heavy bathroom session so he continues singing with the words
"I am Fluffy Afro, the best clown who knows how to make food and has a large orange afro
Clowns like me arent here to scare but to make people break down in laughter
I like making critter balloons to make others happy
Dont be a fake clown by being a troll or I will put you down and make you utter complete nonsense Clown power is better than troll power
We use our powers for good, not to become stupid by being evil
I want to hear you scream with excitement and laughter
I would roast myself if I were to somehow make someone scream of terror
Gotta remember that I wouldnt be a clown if I didnt have my makeup and hair
Im a king of comedy, no doubt about that and only someone really stupid would try to stop me
I dont ride all those flashy bikes lots of people have, I ride something even better, a pretty pink bike
I know I know I know what Im singing
Dont need to love Rocky Road ice cream to be a clown although I do love it
Theres a forest full of clowns that some people cant see coz they arent funny enough to
Breaking the norm, breaking the norm is what we clowns do best
I wanna know whos my biggest fan but
I will have to wait so long to find out
Oh well, I will be too busy making myself and others laugh
To worry anyway
If someone tries to do anything bad, we clowns will strike
Comedy from clowns like me will rise, rise, rise, rise, rice
Soon enough, another clown will ride the circus bus
Coz he cant drive 55 no matter how much he wants to
Remember that I bring you the best of comedy
Not terror, Im not some Halloween creep
You can bang your head all you want about this
but you gotta know Im here to make you laugh"
Fluffy finally gets up from the toilet, flushes it, and washes his hands! He then turns everything in the bathroom off and walks to his phone! Once he does, he spots a next message from Pickle Rick.. "Hey will you answer my text or not? Btw, I think you may have put your phone on voice chat mode on accident.. And I heard all of your singing! All of that was hilarious! Were you singing in the bathroom again? I still remember last time you did this without even knowing until I told you! This was even funnier than the other 5 times you did this! Anyway, please answer.."
Fluffy gets super embarrased and turns the voice chat off! He then responds to the 2 text messages with "Ok yeah I will go to the nightclub as long as you and the others dont laugh at me the whole time! Im really curious about the question you want to ask obviously! Will I ever learn to stop turning on voice chat whenever I go to the bathroom in the morning? I literally just moved in like 7 days ago and every morning, I have been doing this same mistake! Btw, why do I keep having to tell you a version of the last sentence I put in? Are you that wacky?"
2 minutes later, Pickle Rick sends another message saying "Yeah Im that wacky.. Now get to the nightclub please! I think I have calmed down enough now btw!" Fluffy then quickly responds with a simple "Ok see ya soon!" After this, Fluffy calls the number of a bus service(the Circus Bus) that exists for whatever reason!
It doesnt take even 10 seconds for the call to be answered with a goofy voice on the other end saying "Hello there! I am Steve, a representative of the Circus Bus! How may I help you today with?" Fluffy then answers that with "Hi Im Fluffy Afro, could I get a lift to the nightclub? I have some friends that want me to meet up with em there!"
Steve take a long sip of something(probably coffee because lets be honest here, all sims are addicted to coffee in fact, sometimes they drink coffee instead of going to sleep which is a little annoying in the actual Sims 4 game) and replies "Oh yes! Fluffy, the most famous clown in the world! It is an honor to speak with you! It does suck that you lost your license because you drove 55 but thats why the Circus Bus was made! Anyway, since everyone here at Circus Bus including me are such big fans of your work, we are going to make the bus fare to and from the nightclub free for you!" Fluffy has a huge smile on his face as he says "Ok thanks so much! Its amazing that my fans would ever do anything like that for me!" Steve replies to that with "Your welcome! Your bus should be here in 10 minutes, your driver will be Lightning Death Zombie who is quite the mischievous fellow! I hope to see you sometime, Fluffy! Bye now!"
Then a mysterious voice says "Stop right there, mind slave! I see that you have been hired by the Circus Bus and made their CEO! You cant escape me! And I also see that you have a friend! Hello there, Fluffy! You are lucky that your bus is safe from me because the Circus Bus company is now mine! After all, Steve is now mine again! Now that he is under my control, I now own the Circus Bus company! Now, I must stop those who are fighting against me! If only I could give you a hug, Fluffy but oh well, once I am done with my revenge, I will give you all the hugs you could possibly want! Ahahahaha!"
Fluffy then fires back with "Or you will be defeated by a locked door again, Melvin! Yes, I know who you are especially since you are a meme on the internet!" Melvin scoffs and says "We shall see about that! I am now superior and smarter than those locked doors! Oh Steve, what do you say to our little friend?" Steve then talks in a far away, brainwashed/robotic voice of death "Must.. obey master.." The phone call ends with a really silly recording of clown noises! A few minutes after the phone call gone wrong happened, Fluffy hears a bunch of movement and clown noises! Realizing what is outside, Fluffy "becomes" a kid again and excitedly(even with the Melvin incident) gets on the bus!
After an interesting 15 minutes bus ride, the bus finally stops.. To be continued
Authors Notes: Hope this was funny enough(and long enough)! I know this isnt exactly the longest thing ever but hey at least its supposed to be really funny! I have no idea when I will put out another chapter of this so please be patient! Next chapter will have Fluffy finally meet up with the Wacky Clowns! See ya guys!
