Disclaimer: I do not own Atlus, but I own a copy of Persona 4! Unfortunately, the data became corrupted, so I'm not going to play the game anymore.

A/N: The Shadow versions of the P4 characters get the spotlight this time! I'll probably write about them again...

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Within the world of Mayonaka TV...

Shadow Yukiko let out a heavy sigh of boredom, and crossed her arms.

'None of these idiots are even worthy of being my prince...' she thought, looking around the room.

Shadow Chie was stuffing her face with meat, Shadow Naoto and Shadow Rise were making love on the couch, Shadow Kanji was giving Shadow Teddie an 'Extreme Makeover' for no apparent reason, and Shadow Mitsuo and Shadow Namatame were busy playing card games to pass the time.

'Ugh...all these people are freaks...I need someone cool and sophisticated...a badass, if you will...' Shadow Yukiko thought to herself, and then she glanced out the window. A man she hadn't noticed before happened to be passing along. He had long, slightly messy golden brown hair, and wore a pair of headphones over his ears. He was bobbing his head up and down to the music as he walked.

Shadow Yukiko licked her lips lustfully. 'Ooh...he looks...interesting...'

Running out the door, which was a bit difficult due to her dress, Shadow Yukiko quickly caught up to the young man and began to walk alongside him.

"Hey, can you be my prince?" she asked hopefully, not wanting to waste any time with useless conjecture.

"...You're a pain in the ass...get outta my face..." the man snapped, and his words sent shivers up Shadow Yukiko's spine...but they were the good kind of shivers.

"I like you...wanna do it right here on the sidewalk?" Shadow Yukiko offered, bending forward slightly to show off her breasts.

"Not if you were the last bitch on Earth...I'd rather just rape your corpse..." the man snarled, his piss-yellow eyes glinting. His cruel threats were actually becoming a turn-on for Shadow Yukiko.

"What's your name?"

"Shadow Yosuke...now, go away...I'm already ticked off enough as it is..."

Shadow Yukiko held her hands behind her back, and smiled widely. "You're not like the others...you're...different somehow..."

"Maybe it's because I've been stuck in this hellhole longer than all of ya put together!" Shadow Yosuke grunted.

"If you've been here for so long, don't you ever want to have some...fun?" Shadow Yukiko asked, raising an eyebrow inquisitively.

Shadow Yosuke shook his head. "No...now, as I've been telling you over and over...PISS OFF, YOU SLUTTY BITCH!!"

Shadow Yukiko was so taken aback by that comment that she froze up on the spot, and watched in silence as Shadow Yosuke walked away, and turned around the corner, disappearing from view.

'Oh my god...' she thought, 'He's the best prince since Chie!!'

And with that, she ran off after him as fast as she could...