Growing a beard

A/N: It has already been a few months when I was hanging out with my friend and her boyfriend. They had a short little discussion and it was only now when I realized: why not make a fic about it… : D Here goes!

"Morning", Roy said. Ed repeated with a smile and closed his eyes when Roy leaned in to kiss him. And when their lips touched, Ed pulled away immediately. "Ew!" Roy raised his eyebrows. "What? It can't be my bad breath; I did brush my teeth a while ago." Ed crossed his arms against his chest. "It's not about it. You haven't shaved this morning, have you?" Roy shook his head. "No, I haven't. And I won't." "Huh? What do you mean? Are you growing a beard by any chance?" When Roy said nothing, Ed simply shook his head. "No way in hell that'll happen." "I think it will make me look more manly. And more powerful…" Ed laughed. "Yea sure! You'll look so powerful and manly when you've got food crumbs hanging on your beard…" Roy growled. "I won't. I don't eat like I'm starving; I don't drop my food around like you." Ed glared at Roy but just snorted and laid himself down on the sofa. "Just go shave, will you? It tickles when we kiss, I hate it."
Roy was silent for a while and Ed was already sure that he gave up when Roy smirked and sat next to Ed. "You'll get used to it. You just envy the fact that I can grow myself a beard while you don't get even a little stubble yourself…" Ed grabbed a pillow and hit Roy with it. "Shut up, you senile bastard! I don't envy something like that, I'm happy that I don't have to shave!" Roy was still smirking. "Well, it is a drag sometimes but at least it means that I am a man…" Ed pushed Roy down on the sofa and came on top of him, grabbing the man's collar. "You wanna seriously piss me off? Make me mad?" Roy raised his eyebrows and wide smirk spread on his face. "Why, yes. You're so sexy when you're mad…" Ed pressed his lips roughly against Roy's own and pulled away. "Fuck, I forgot… Just go shave it; you've already ruined the mood." Roy pushed Ed away and got up, turning his back on Ed. "Ed. I won't shave it." Ed yawned widely and got up too. "Alright. As you wish, do what you want…" Roy turned around and looked at Ed with a surprised look on his face. "Really?" Ed nodded. "Yea, really… but just so you know, as long as you have that fucking stubble, I won't be kissing you." Ed didn't wait for Roy's reply; he went to the kitchen and started to make breakfast. It took only a while when Ed heard water running in the toilet. Ed grinned; Roy had gone shaving.