This story is the most random thing I've ever thought of. I don't know why I did this, but I did. God help me.
Also, English is not my first language so bear with my grammatical errors.

/ Ellie


Tsunade's school for idiots

In the middle of nowhere there's a school for not so fortunate souls. It's rumoured to be Donald Trump's scrapped business school project. So now it's a school for delinquents with no life or whatsoever. The location is actually in the middle of nowhere, basically in Russia's wild forests where no one really lives. It's constantly cold with no coast as far as the eye could reach. It's run by the infamous Tsunade Senju, a respected noble from some clan that's very irrelevant these days. However, she's just drunk all the time and lets her not so relevant assistant do the dirty work. So, you can guess that this school is a gigantic mess, but who cares? No one will ever find out. What says in Konoha private school for naughty children, stays in Konoha private school for naughty children.

Hinata Hyuga never thought she would end up in a buss on her way to the deep forests of Russia. The reason: she drank her father's limited edition wine from 1998 at a party. A little harsh? You could say that. She was looking forward to start at the prestige filled school of Harvard. Yes, she was going to attend one of the most famous universities in the world. Keyword: was. Now she's stuck at some school for thugs and criminals, somewhere she did NOT belong. Hinata was a straight A student with the best recommendations of her year. She was doing so well that she got to choose which university to attend. Apparently that bottle of wine thought it would be funny to ruin her life. It was her first time drinking alcohol. Heck, it was the first time attending a party. Her classmates told her to bring her own booze so she just took the first and best bottle in the wine fridge. It happened to be the only wine her father treasured more than her. As the cherry on top she got extremely drunk and slept with some dude she did not know. And they probably did not use protection. So she could possibly be pregnant. However, her father was obviously not informed because otherwise she wouldn't have been shipped off. Well now it's too late for that because it's been four hours and her phone has no connection at all. That's rough, buddy. The only thing left to do. Cry for hours while the other students on the bus minded their own business.

After a six hour bus ride they stopped for a break at some freakish gas station. Hinata stayed still in her place hoping no one would try to converse with her. One of the cons of having severe social anxiety. Besides, everyone in this school has done some awful thing to be shipped of here, so talking to anyone would be a danger for her life. Who knows how many gangs there can be at this bus alone?! Just as she was going to snack on a bounty bar a weird fellow blocked her view. It was a girl and holy hell she was something extra. Her hair would probably reach her knees if she didn't keep it in the high ponytail. All Hinata could focus on was the provocative clothing she was wearing; a miniskirt and a ribbed tank top. The annoying smacking of her chewing gum could possibly be heard all way back to England.
"Hey, ya got some bounty for this hungry chick?"
The girl sounded like the typical white trash you saw in American TV-shows. Her accent was probably from an English ghetto in Manchester.
"Th-th-this is the only o-one I h-h-have l-left", Hinata stuttered.
Holy mother of Gods this is probably the worst thing she has ever done in her entire life! What if she kills her?!
"Dang it! I was hopin' I could get some English sweets before I enter the gates of … eh …"
"Hell?"
"Yeah, tha's what it's called. My name is Ino by the way. It's Greek for uh something."
Oh no, this chick is not only low class, she's a bimbo too! May the lord be with Hinata.
"What's yer name, ya pretty thing?" Ino asked in between smacks.
"H-h-hinata", she answered quietly.
Ino raised her eyebrows at her stuttering. She studied her for a while until she finally spoke again.
"Well hello there H-h-hinata", she mocked, "It's been great to see ya. I thought this place was filled with crackheads only!"
Well you're obviously one of them, Hinata thought. Damnit! Do not think like that, you high class scum. This is why people don't like you.
Ino left after a while of small talk and now Hinata was FINALLY alone in her little corner. After approximately half an hour the bus started to roll again. This time, Hinata fell asleep at the worst possible position. Her mouth was completely open and her bra was showing in her shirt's open cleavage. Yeah, she would wake up to not so pleasant things to say the least. Someone had stopped a vibrator in her mouth, someone had drawn dicks in her entire face and her bra was filled with XL sized condoms. Nice. Wonder who those belong to. This is going to be an interesting year.