Summary:

"Everyones favorite silent character Vincent Valentine is back and he explains to us why he is so damn cranky..."

MY NAME IS VINCENT VALENTINE AND APPARENTLY I'M DAMN CRANKY AND I WILL TELL YOU WHY IT IS SUMMED UP IN ONE WORD

-TWINKIE-

THAT'S RIGHT TWINKIE! THE REASON WHY I CARRY A GUN, AM CRANKY, AND HAVE SUCH A "MYSTERIOUS PAST" IS THE RESULT OF SOMEONE EATING MY DAMN TWINKIE...

(THE HOSTESS YA PERVS SHOOTS THE STUPID PERSON GIGGLING THIS IS SERIOUS)

OK I WAS JUSTTHE POOR GUY WHO WAS HUNGRY BEFORE I WAS LOCKED AWAY AND THE REASON WHY I AM ON A BLOODLUST AFTER THAT BASTARD HOJO IS B/C THE RAT-BASTARD LOCKED ME IN THERE W/O THE DAMN TWINKIE...I DIDNT REALLY CARE OTHERWISE I MEAN AFTERALL I HATED THE HOME LIFE AND REALLY NEEDED SOME RR (yes I know I was madly "deeply in love" but still. there were unknown issues and hell I accept rejection from that woman…)

SO NOW I'M BACK FOR REVENGE: THE MISSION: FIND AND CONQUER ALL WHO HAVE A TWINKIE B/C THEY ARE THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL! (That and the fact apparently I have some issues with man-pms- and really, really needs the damn Twinkie)

HE WILL NOT STOP SHOOTING UNTIL HOSTESS HANDS OVER THE RECIPE FOR TWINKIE AND HAND OVER THEM ALL!

(shoots the people reading this for laughing at the fact he wants a Twinkie)

BUAH HA HA HA

Authors note:

So uh, who thinks I'm nuts now? Any takers? I thought so...looks through the computer yup, that's what I thought, all of u think that... grins another score for psychoness 4 me!

YAY

Final Fantasy characters /game/ movies are not my creation and sadly I wish it was….