Hello! So I was in the middle of writing another chapter for "Stuck"(which I can't allow myself to post until it reaches at least 1000 words(right now it's at 705)) and I remembered a story that was something like this, so I decided to make one for Mike. Hope you enjoy! Tell me what you think in the reviews, plz!

Dear five year old me,

Science isn't everything. Try to believe in things that are not real while you still can. You're a child still, so at least try to act like one. You're going to be very smart and known for it one day, so save that for later and enjoy life and make friends right now.

About being a child: you can go back to avoiding candy when you're grown. Right now, no one cares if you eat it or not, so take advantage of that!

Have friends. They'll listen to you more than mom and dad do, and they're the ones who are going to be there for you when you need.

And please STOP BEING SUCH A NERD!

From: Mikee Teavee