I was reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely bored in Health today and I got this random idea. So feel free to flame me if it is as bad as I think it is. It is a parody of "Your Horoscope for Today" from Weird Al:
Disclaimer: I don't own "Your Horoscope for Today" or GW
TROWA!
There's travel in your future when the circus
Leaves for colony L4.
Fill that void in your suicidal life by letting
Your sister throw knives at you.
DUO!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the zero system
You are the true lord of the dance
No mater what the other Gundam Pilots say
TRIEZ!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find those
Forty thousand roses from Lady Une.
Have a sword fight with a chauvinistic pilot and
Wind up dead when you are done.
RELENA!
You will never date Heero Yui
Whacha goanna do cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow he will threaten you
Then turn around and leave
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
QUATRE!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again thanks to
Those stupid Maginacs
You will be the butt of endless jokes
Cause of that stupid frilly pink shirt
ZECHS!
The position of Jupiter says
You should spend the rest of the war face down on Mars
Try not to kill your best friend while fighting
His evil organization
HEERO!
Now is not a good time to self-destruct your
Gundam and kill yourself Oh NO
Kill a bunch of Leos and Aries and try not to get
High on the zero-system
WUFIE!
All Chinese men are extremely friendly and intelligent
Except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up married to Sally Po
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least
A bit un likely that a the warped and twisted mind of
A Sixteen-year-old girl could twist the words of
A ridiculous and overly long parody of god knows what other song
And create this stupid and ludicrous monstrosity but health class can be more
Boring than watching a field of grass grow and leaves
Too much time for random and frighteningly funny
Warped Ideas to go running through my mind and so
I am at home right now typing this up
To scare you all to out of your minds
Where was I?
NOIN!
A big promotion is just around the corner
For Every body except you
Laughter is the very best medicine
Remember that when Zechs is killed next month
UNE!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when
Relena pushes you out of an open window
Work a little bit harder on maintain a single personality
You skitso freak
DORTHY!
Relena is laughing behind your back…
Stab her
Take down those naked pictures of Quatre
You've got hanging n your den
HILDI!
Relena says you're an exciting and wonderful person but…
You know she's lying
If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows and never
Never never leave the house again
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
AN: Sorry that was the result of a rather vicious plot bunny. Please don't kick me out. Flames welcome it is cold here *. *
Disclaimer: I don't own "Your Horoscope for Today" or GW
TROWA!
There's travel in your future when the circus
Leaves for colony L4.
Fill that void in your suicidal life by letting
Your sister throw knives at you.
DUO!
Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the zero system
You are the true lord of the dance
No mater what the other Gundam Pilots say
TRIEZ!
The look on your face will be priceless when you find those
Forty thousand roses from Lady Une.
Have a sword fight with a chauvinistic pilot and
Wind up dead when you are done.
RELENA!
You will never date Heero Yui
Whacha goanna do cry about it?
The stars predict tomorrow he will threaten you
Then turn around and leave
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
QUATRE!
Your birthday party will be ruined once again thanks to
Those stupid Maginacs
You will be the butt of endless jokes
Cause of that stupid frilly pink shirt
ZECHS!
The position of Jupiter says
You should spend the rest of the war face down on Mars
Try not to kill your best friend while fighting
His evil organization
HEERO!
Now is not a good time to self-destruct your
Gundam and kill yourself Oh NO
Kill a bunch of Leos and Aries and try not to get
High on the zero-system
WUFIE!
All Chinese men are extremely friendly and intelligent
Except for you
Expect a big surprise today when you wind up married to Sally Po
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least
A bit un likely that a the warped and twisted mind of
A Sixteen-year-old girl could twist the words of
A ridiculous and overly long parody of god knows what other song
And create this stupid and ludicrous monstrosity but health class can be more
Boring than watching a field of grass grow and leaves
Too much time for random and frighteningly funny
Warped Ideas to go running through my mind and so
I am at home right now typing this up
To scare you all to out of your minds
Where was I?
NOIN!
A big promotion is just around the corner
For Every body except you
Laughter is the very best medicine
Remember that when Zechs is killed next month
UNE!
Get ready for an unexpected trip when
Relena pushes you out of an open window
Work a little bit harder on maintain a single personality
You skitso freak
DORTHY!
Relena is laughing behind your back…
Stab her
Take down those naked pictures of Quatre
You've got hanging n your den
HILDI!
Relena says you're an exciting and wonderful person but…
You know she's lying
If I were you I'd lock my doors and windows and never
Never never leave the house again
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
That's your horoscope from space
AN: Sorry that was the result of a rather vicious plot bunny. Please don't kick me out. Flames welcome it is cold here *. *
