Hello there! this is my first chapter of "Video Games (Not Exactly a SongFic)" and just as the summary says it is a CADE fic written in sequence with Lana Del Rey's song "Video Games" This idea came to me one day after i really listened to the song's lyrics and thought about what they meant. I figured 'hey it's cute, might as well give it a shot!' so here it is! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own the song "Video Games" by Lana Del Rey and As much as I would love to call VicTORIous and its entire cast of lovely characters my own, they are not. What a pity.

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Caterina Valentine has always been a bit on the whimsical side. Okay, maybe more than a bit, she's practically a Disney princess. But as Jade West watches her girlfriend swing from the tree in her backyard through the window of her car, she is reminded just how beautiful a bit of whimsy can be. Jade smiles to herself, thinking of the bubbly red head, as she climbs out of the driver's seat of her black 76' Camaro.

"How the hell did I get so damn lucky?" she thinks, but those thoughts are quickly swept away as she hears Cat begin to sing to a small bird perched on a branch above her. The Goth nearly laughs at the overly snow white-ish scene unfolding in Cat's backyard but she decides to keep quiet and listen for a moment. When the soft melody is done, Jade decides to make her presence known. She whistles to the girl, calling her name, and Cat is immediately overjoyed once she notices the tall pale-skinned girl. She jumps from the swing and sprints to the Goth, giggling. "Jadey! I've been waiting all day for you!" the red head squeals. "You didn't call this morning..." Cat pouts at this and Jade can't help but wrap her arms around her girlfriend, kissing her adorable frown away.

"I know kitten, but I wanted to surprise you. You know you love surprises." Jade grins as she watches Cat's face go from pouty to excited. "You brought me something didn't you?" Cat disentangles herself from Jade and skips over to the raven-haired girl's car. "What is it? Is it a sparkly bow? Is it a real giraffe!?" the small girl is so excited she bounces in place and this makes Jade laugh whole-heartedly.

"I can't fit a whole giraffe in my car babe, but it is something you'll love." Jade unlocks her car and makes her way to her trunk. As she opens it Cat bounds over and her face lights up like the fourth of July as she gazes at the box being shown to her. Jade smirks at her girlfriend's reaction to the shiny new PlayStation 3 as she lifts it from the trunk and turns toward Cat's house. She glances over at said girl and laughs at the delighted open-mouthed expression etched across her face. "You'll catch flies that way Caterina." The minute Cat realizes what Jade means; she snaps her mouth shut only to have it run a mile a minute with questions a second later.

Not many know this about the small bubbly tan girl, but she's a closet Gamer, and its something Jade loves immensely about her girlfriend. When they first started dating Cat had an older game system, one that Jade thought was outdated and seriously wanted to hurl out Cat's two-story window, but she didn't. Cat had told her the story of her grandfather and though he hadn't really understood the "colorful contraption" he had given it to his beloved granddaughter as a birthday present for her tenth birthday, a few months before he passed away. Nine months into their relationship, Cat's odd brother Franky had gone a little crazy one night and in his haze, he'd destroyed her game system, thinking it was an evil toaster (long story) and Cat cried for days despite her brother's apologies. After that night Jade vowed to herself that she'd get Cat a new game system, and hopefully it'd make her happy. So the Goth had worked for months down at the record store near their high school, to save enough money for the new PS3 she now carries into Cat's bedroom.

The usually grumpy teen smiles as her love perches her adorable butt (as jade calls it) on the bed, while Jade hooks up the new system to the large TV that's mounted on Cat's wall. She turns to her petite lover when she's done. "Cat, I know this wont mean as much as the one your grandfather gave you but-" Jade is cut off by the ecstatic kiss of Cat as she tackles the surprised young woman to the ground. When she pulls away Jade is slightly blushing.

"Oh Jadey I love it just as much as my old one. Sure it's not the same but my scary/amazing girlfriend got it for me so it's special too!" Jade grins devilishly at Cat's words. This makes Cat look confused. "Baby, why are you smiling like that?" Jade's grin widens and she kisses Cat again. "Because you called me scary, that's why." Cat giggles and pushes her girlfriend playfully.

"You're not that scary Jadey. Everyone knows you're a big softy!" Jade gasps and lunges for the redhead but Cat is too quick. She slips right past Jade, out of the room and bounds down the stairs, into the living room. "You take that back Caterina Valentine!" Jade growls as she sprints after the girl. Cat is to busy dodging furniture to see Jade round the couch. The girl squeals as the Goth tackles her and begins to tickle her. "Take it back Cat, or I'll keep going till you pee!" the tan girl squirms as she tries to speak between giggles. "Nev-er! –yo-you are- a-sof-softyyy!" Jade isn't going to let up any time soon but is distracted when her hand slips on the carpet, giving Cat the upper hand, allowing the smaller girl to flip them and sit on Jade's stomach.

"Ha! Now say you love me!" Jade scoffs and tries to get up, but is held down by Cat's front pressing her to the floor. "Jadey! Say it or I'll pee on you!" Cat shrieks. Jade gives her girlfriend an incredulous look and glares. "You wouldn't!" Cat laughs out loud and presses closer. "Would you even take the chance Jadey?" this makes the pale skinned girl frown and mumble to low for Cat to hear. "Oh? What was that babe?" Jade rolls her eyes. "Fine! I love you okay!" Cat squeals in delight. "Yay! Now tell me how much!" Cat demands and Jade growls as she tries to turn away. Cat huffs at her girlfriend. "Tell me or I'll pee!" Jade sighs, but wanting to get back to playing video games, she complies. "With all my black little heart." Cat grins so wide Jade thinks her mouth is going to jump off her face and do the cha-cha. "Alright, alright! Can we go play now?" Cat nods and jumps up off the dark-haired beauty, waiting for her to get up herself. When Jade is finally off the floor, Cat takes her hand, leading her into the kitchen. Jade groans and stands by the fridge. "Be patient Ms. Grumpy pants, we'll go play in a minute!" Cat turns and opens the fridge.

"Besides, I got Franky to buy your favorite." As soon as the bouncy girl says this, Jade's face is alight with joy. "You mean he got me Dos?" Cat nods and Jade does a very Cat-like squeal, before she dives for the fridge and pulls out the green bottle marked with the famous twin X's.

"Remind me to tell your brother he's the bomb." Jade says, searching for a bottle opener. When she finds it she pops the cap off the bottle and takes a swig, earning a slightly disgusted pout from Cat. "How do you drink that stuff? It tastes like grossness." Jade laughs a little and pulls Cat close before leading the girl back upstairs to her bedroom. "Oh its not that bad, you get used to it over time." Cat shrugs at this, before Jade leans in for a kiss. It's slow and lazy, letting Cat taste the lightly bitter flavor of the beer. They pull away and Cat smiles. "Okay, maybe it's not so bad." that makes Jade's smirk widen. "But why do you like that kind anyway?" Cat inquires. Jade thinks for a moment then leans in and whispers in Cat's ear. "Lets just say, I'm strictly a Dos Equis kind of girl." Cat looks confused and drops her famous catch phrase. "What's that supposed to mean!?" Jade face-palms and shakes her head. She loves the redhead dearly, but her denseness can sometimes rival Vega's need to please everyone. Jade looks back at the still confused make-up artist and chuckles. "Kitten, Dos Equis means 'two x's' and women have two x chromosomes." Cat's face brightens in understanding. "Oh! So its cuz you're gay?" Jade chokes on her beer for a second and laughs, "That and its better than the other crappy beers." Jade says as she smiles and turns to press the power button on the newly installed game system before kicking off her boots and making herself comfortable. She looks over at her doe-eyed girlfriend still standing in the doorway and opens her arms, "Get over here and play a video game."

End.

And so ends my first installment of "Video Games (Not Exactly a SongFic)" hope you enjoyed! please review, it'll make a nerd somewhere in wonderland incredibly happy! :D