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SPN100 Challenge: star. Dean's stuck in an alternative world gone mad and he doesn't like it. 100 words. Set during 6.15 The French Mistake.

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Star of the Show

Dean glared as Sam, distracted from YouTube, strained to watch not-Ruby's departure.

"Forget her!" Dean shuddered, slamming the door. "She's an evil, manipulative bitch!"

Sam shrugged. "She's hot and not a demon. You're just pissed she hates you."

"Focus!" Dean ordered. "So, here we're douche-bag actors in some show."

"Supernatural," supplied Sam, starting the playback.

"Stupid name." Dean frowned at the screen. "What kind of titles are these anyway? Jared Padda-what? Why's douche-you's name shown first?"

"I guess I'm the star of the show," said Sam, trying to hide his smirk.

Dean shook his head. "This world's seriously messed up."

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