The Teachings of a Chocolate Rabbit

Disclaimer: The boys aren't mine yet, but I just keep on dreaming

E/O Challenge Word: tight

Spoilers: None

Words: 100

Happy birthday to you, Vanessa Sgroi. If I could I'd gift-wrap Dean for you, but hopefully a birthday drabble will suffice. Besides, loopy!Dean plus Easter equals double the fun!


"Ouch! Watch the table!"

"Whoa, the lamp 'sploded!"

"Don't touch it! You wanna lose a finger? C'mon. Bedtime."

"Sam."

"What?"

"SammySamSam."

"What?"

"S'mmy."

"…"

"Sometimes I kinda like you, man."

"Gee, thanks."

"No, that's – What're you doin'?"

"Taking off your shoes – why are they so tight? Gah! Your feet stink."

"Y'know what they say 'bout guys with big feet."

"Dude, please. You're like a size eight. Wait, are you crying?"

"No. I'm…Sam?"

"No, I'm Sam."

"Mmmm…Sam?"

"Yeah, Dean?"

"Love ya. More'n the 'pala."

"Oh boy. No more chocolate. Ever. Guess we've learned our lesson."

"Yeah, don't piss off the Easter-Bunny."