Mental Scars
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Title: Hitsugaya finds Porn
words: 856
People: Hitsugaya, Matsumoto, background Renji
type: Humor
How was it he kept on getting stuck with all the shopping the last few days? It seemed Fate was once more having a humorous time with the Captain of the Tenth Division. Scowling at the plastic bags in his hands cutting of the circulation to his finger tips, every curse Hitsugaya had ever learned was now on replay in his mind.
Now not all this strife could be placed with one of the people he was technical living off; Orihime Inoue had come down with a fall cold with the sudden change in the weather from last week. She had tried to keep up the bright facade she kept not to worry her "roommates". Yet the poor soul had succumbed to the fever beating her body. He being the reportedly one of the three had sent the poor girl to bed after a bowl of soul and warm tea. The sight had been worth a few playful smiles from the Lieutenant Matsumoto at seeing the young captain act in a fatherly way to the teenage human.
"Someday I will end up regretting something I did out of being nice.." his thoughts along with out he had gotten this chore once more. Matsumoto had been given the duty of shopping for this week, yet their cells had picked up the presence of a hollow just a block away. Seeing her golden path out of the chore, the busting woman had popped out of her gigia like a spring and had shot of to kill the mean beastly! Leaving one middle school looking captain holding the shopping list, his voice following after her heels like a bat out of hell." Maatsumotooo!"
Now here he was doing the shopping, to catch up in his mind about the nasty things he might do the the older woman once he got back or tracked down her sorry ass once more for skipping out on work. Then it happened, he clashed into a warm wall of a body, falling back on his small rump with a off. The bags bouncing to crash on the earth next to one more then their should be. Rubbing his crown of silver hair, a deep voice broke his mid curse. "Captain Hitsugaya?"
One such voice belong to Renji, one of the Shinigami that come to the earth with him a few short weeks ago. He was standing over the boy genius, his hand out stretched to help him up from the ground. Taking the larger one, he was lifted of the ground. Dangling in the air by the strength of the full grown man. Glaring at the lieutenant of the sixth, the air chilled around the pair of Shinigami. Seeing the danger of the situation, Renji set the Captain back to the earth. "Sorry about that Captain.." he sheepishly rubbed the back of his neck, grinning in hoping not to be frozen to that spot.
"It was my fault Abarai, I wasn't watching were I was going." Hitsugaya grouchy answered, picking up the white bags and leaving Renji's for him to grab. "Half a good night."
He left it like that, not really wanting to worsen his mood right now. Being picked up like that had about nuked his pride enough for one day. Heading straight to the apartment with out much haste in wasted any more time or even run ins with his luck right now. No one was there to greet him with hyper and jovial voices like always. In many ways he was grateful for the silent that followed his welcome for once. Setting down the bags on the floor in the kitchen, a letter was picked up on his hand..
Captain
I took Inoue to the doctor her cough was getting worse and she kept on saying there was a giant dancing carrot trying to take over the world. I'll give you call on how things are going. Stay out of trouble and be a good boy while we are away.
Love
Matsumoto
Scowling a bit more softly, he knew the human girl would be safe with the woman at least on these matters. Reaching to put away the bags, his hands felt a smooth surface and not the what he might think it was..Reaching into the bag and pulling it up. It was a type of magazine, a woman in a silk apron with nothing else sucking something that looked not very right to his teal eyes. Hitsugaya's eyes double in size if that might even be possible by human measures, the thing opened...A tall blond woman open into a center fold most young males put for hidden uses for their..needs. His mouth opened and closed much like a fish's would. This very Naked looking woman was winking, spread open to all the world to see...with very exuding detail.
Hitsugaya had ended up getting Renji's porn while half way cross town, one very red headed 2ed was wandering why he had eggs and not his Busting Beanies...
