I love New Jersey
Just a short little crack fic from season four of How I met your mother, on the episode I Heart NJ.
I don't own How I met your mother.
"And you never have to carry another cup again! Not for the rest of your life! I'm not afraid to say it! I love New Jersey!" Marshall finished, to the stunned looks of Ted and Lily.
"You know, I think the two of you have married the wrong women." Barney told them, before shouting "Oh yea!" with his fist risen for a fist bump and a desperate look in his eyes.
What Barney wasn't expecting was the sudden looks of realization that crossed Marshall's, Lily's, Ted's and Stella's faces. "Oh no."
"So years later, Marshall and Stella were happily married in New Jersey with two more kids and a large majority of cup holders. While Lily and I are married with…you two. And that is how I met your mother…or more specifically how I ended up marrying your mother." Ted concluded to his two kids.
"Ok, so what was the point of that?" Ted's son asked.
"Yea, that wasn't the story of how you met mom, that was just you telling us about when Aunt Robin was hot and you used to bang her." Ted's daughter told him.
"And how mom got married to uncle Marshall." Ted's son interjected
"And just about everything else that happened in your life." Ted's daughter finished.
"Yes, but it was all very important points that led up to this moment." Said Ted to defend himself.
"How did you actually meet mom?" Ted's son asked.
"…It get's a little blurry, but I think that was because of the alcohol, but it was in a party during college." Ted told them slightly hesitantly.
At this point, Lily walked into the room. "Ted, honey, are you still telling the kids your story, it's been three days."
"I was just getting to the good part." Ted told her.
"I thought you finished?" Ted's daughter asked in alarm.
"Nah." Lily said as she sat next to Ted on the couch "He probably missed out most of the important stuff."
"MOM!" Both kids shouted.
