Written for Hogwarts 2-Week Drabble Wars: Blaise Zabini ;)

Day One: "Rule number one. Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl." (Orange is the New Black)


Blaise Zabini liked to visit Draco's place for two reasons: one, because Astoria was always lovely to him and fed him against Draco's cruel wishes. And two, because he loved to talk with little Scorpius Malfoy - who, consequently, adored him.

The second Blaise stepped out of the fireplace on Thursday evening, he was greeted by Scorpius, who was waving a piece of parchment in the air. "Blaise!" he exclaimed, grinning. "I got my letter, I got it yesterday."

"Congrats, kid," Blaise said, reaching out to ruffle Scorpius's head, as he knew the blond boy hated.

"He's been driving us mad with excitement," said Astoria, stepping in from the kitchen as Scorpius ducked away from Blaise. "Draco said he's running late, by the way."

"No worries." He flashed a grin at her. "I've got to give Scor the talk, now that he's almost heading off to Hogwarts."

He heard Astoria snort and warn Scorpius, "Don't listen to a thing Blaise tells you," before returning to the kitchen.

"So?" Scorpius demanded eagerly. "What is it?"

Blaise threw himself on the couch and winked. "I know there's one thing that your parents probably haven't told you about yet. They'd be hopeless about explaining this kind of thing anyway."

This made Scorpius lean in, clearly already fascinated. Blaise smirked and began, "Rule number one. Don't ever fall in love with a straight girl."