The Awkward Moments of Cross Academy

Don't kill me for writing this. I love Vampire Knight. Honestly. I just felt like having a bit of fun at their expense. I hope no one minds. Also, I have a twisted sense of humour. Just letting you know. Thanks to my best friend Jess, I can't help but being a little dirty at the best of times. My apologies. Anyway. Please R&R

Chapter One: Kaien's Web-Search History.

Yuki waited at the door impatiently for her headmaster (or as he liked to think, father).

"He should be here now," she muttered as she leant against the door of his office. Boredly, she walked in, hoping to spend a little bit of time playing The Sims 3. Currently, her favourite activity was going on the computer making her two Sims (naturally named Yuki and Kaname) do some WooHooing again. It was almost as fun as the real thing probably was.

She started the headmasters computer up and Internet Explorer automatically started.

The Japanese government has detected inappropriate searches you have made on Google. Please erase any unsuitable data.

The screen then provided Yuki with two options, "clear entire history" or "view searches".

Yuki grinned and clicked "view searches" and browsed the collection.

How to entertain pureblood vampires
How to stuff a bra and make it look realistic
Britney Spears porn
How to French Kiss men
How to tango
WHY IS MY DAUGHTER NOT CALLING ME DADDY?
How to murder your adopted daughter

Suddenly, Yuki felt concerned for her life.

A/N: Okay, so what do you think? I write too many realistic stories so I decided to go a bit… crazy. Anyway, please review Ideas for the next chapters would be so great ;) You will get credit for the ideas. Unless, they are so shameful you don't want credit xD

Brookii
The Girl Who Wrote This Incredibly Inappropriate (A Lot Like Kaien's Web Searches) FanFiction for Your Enjoyment.