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Title: If U Seek Amy

Genre: Romance/General

Rating: T

Pairing: Zola X Kluke, mentioned one-sided Kluke X Shu and Jiro X Kluke, other pairings mentioned as well

Summary: Uh...I don't really have a description to say besides that it's 20 random sentences, so please just read it and review. Obviously OOC, and some crude humor. Zola X Kluke. Shoujo ai, yuri, lesbian, femmeslash. Please R & R!


1. Valentine

"T-This is for you, Zola..." Kluke quipped as she handed the heart-shaped box to the older woman. Completely taken aback and unsure of how to respond in the correct manner, Zola simply took the box and walked away.

2. Disappointment

Marumaro and Shu were right; Kluke really was lacking in the breast department. Poor Zola was severly disappointed by this.

3. Kiss

Zola had only meant to give Kluke a tiny kiss on the cheek, as a simple 'thank-you' for always being by her side, but it ended up being a full-blown kiss on the lips when Kluke turned her head at the last second.

4. Jealousy

Whenever Zola saw that sad, longing look in Kluke's eyes, she secretly wished it was aimed towards her instead of at that boy Shu.

5. Sick

Zola knew she was sick for loving a another girl, and a younger one at that, but she didn't really give a damn.

6. Knowledge

Sometimes, too much knowledge was not a good thing; Jiro learned that the hard way when he walked into the bathroom and found the girl he loved making out with Zola in the tub.

7. Hug

"ZOOOOOLA!!!" Kluke wrapped her arms tightly around the older woman's waist and giggled happily.

8. Smile

Kluke would never admit it, but she always thought Zola looked sort of beautiful when she smiled.

9. Riddle

"Zola...I want you to 'if you seek amy'..."

"...What're you saying, Kluke?"

"Hmph..."

10. Sex

Surprisingly, the first time the two girls ever came close to actually 'doing it', Zola was the one who had chickened out.

11. Distraction

"PANTY DISTRACTION!!" "Ahh!!! Quit it, Shu!!!" "S-Shu!! Zola just fainted from blood loss!" "WHAT?!!" "It just keeps spurting out of her nostrils!!" "DAMMIT!!!"

12. Doll

Kluke was like a porcelain doll, so perfect and flawless. Zola just had to be careful not to drop her.

13. Emotion

All Kluke wanted was for Zola to love her, but the white-haired woman just seemed so devoid of any emotion...

14. Smell

Kluke smelled like berries and cream. Zola smelled like dirt and semen. It was not a very good mix.

15. Shadow

It was pretty hard making love when your Shadows kept making bets over who would climax first.

16. Idiot

Sometimes, Zola just wanted to yell at Shu for being such an idiot for not noticing Kluke's feelings.

17. Forget

In the end, it was just a temporary little fling, nothing more. Kluke soon forgot all about the love they once shared, but Zola knew she could never forget...and she never wanted to...

18. Together

"Kluke...no matter what happens, we'll be together...I promise..." Jiro had always wanted to say those words to his beloved Kluke, but it looked like Zola had beaten him there.

19. Boobs

Kluke was mesmerized by Zola's boobs the moment she laid her eyes upon them; they were just so...so big...

20. Girlfriend

Kluke smiled wearily as she stood in front of her parents' graves, Zola standing beside her. "Mom...dad...this is my girlfriend Zola..."