A/n: I don't own Naruto or anything else mentioned

We fade into a scene with Jiraiya sitting in the hokage's office, wearing a suit and tie

Jiraiya: hello my fellow shinobi, I come to you now with a message of most impotents: I've decided to run for president of the United States! Now before you start saying 'that pervy toad guy as president? ' I have made a list that of my top ten reasons why I Jiraiya, should be president. Show let's get this show on the road, shall we?

The sanin takes out a piece paper from his suit.

Jiraiya: by the way Naruto will be counting down the reasons, right squirt?

Naruto: Right!

Jiraiya: then let's do this

Naruto: number ten

Jiraiya: I'm better looking then the other guys (strikes a pose)

Naruto: number nine

Jiraiya: I have enormous experience of weaseling my way out of a bad situation

Naruto: number eight

Jiraiya: I will make wearing underpants in public legal

Naruto: number seven

Jiraiya: the Jiraiya and Naruto fans will be on my side

Naruto: number six

Jiraiya: I will take full advantage of the hot intern's that come with the job.

Naruto: number five

Jiraiya: I will make we will rock by Queen the new national anthem

Naruto: number four

Jiraiya: I will make the playboy mansion the new white house and I'll make the old white house into a casino or something

Naruto: number three

Jiraiya: a secretary of hot women will be appointed

Naruto: number two

Jiraiya: I will be the secretary of hot women

Naruto and now, the moment you've been waiting for the number one reason why-

Jiraiya: just get on with it!

Naruto: All right fine…number one

Jiraiya: totally kick-ass five day integration party at my new crib! Bring a six-pack or two-swimsuit models and you're in

Just then Tsunde walked in

Tsunde: what the hell is going on?

Naruto shriek's and jump's out the window. Jiraiya knocks Tsunde and dashes out the door

Jiraiya: I regret nothing!

The end!