A/n: I don't own Naruto or anything else mentioned
We fade into a scene with Jiraiya sitting in the hokage's office, wearing a suit and tie
Jiraiya: hello my fellow shinobi, I come to you now with a message of most impotents: I've decided to run for president of the United States! Now before you start saying 'that pervy toad guy as president? ' I have made a list that of my top ten reasons why I Jiraiya, should be president. Show let's get this show on the road, shall we?
The sanin takes out a piece paper from his suit.
Jiraiya: by the way Naruto will be counting down the reasons, right squirt?
Naruto: Right!
Jiraiya: then let's do this
Naruto: number ten
Jiraiya: I'm better looking then the other guys (strikes a pose)
Naruto: number nine
Jiraiya: I have enormous experience of weaseling my way out of a bad situation
Naruto: number eight
Jiraiya: I will make wearing underpants in public legal
Naruto: number seven
Jiraiya: the Jiraiya and Naruto fans will be on my side
Naruto: number six
Jiraiya: I will take full advantage of the hot intern's that come with the job.
Naruto: number five
Jiraiya: I will make we will rock by Queen the new national anthem
Naruto: number four
Jiraiya: I will make the playboy mansion the new white house and I'll make the old white house into a casino or something
Naruto: number three
Jiraiya: a secretary of hot women will be appointed
Naruto: number two
Jiraiya: I will be the secretary of hot women
Naruto and now, the moment you've been waiting for the number one reason why-
Jiraiya: just get on with it!
Naruto: All right fineā¦number one
Jiraiya: totally kick-ass five day integration party at my new crib! Bring a six-pack or two-swimsuit models and you're in
Just then Tsunde walked in
Tsunde: what the hell is going on?
Naruto shriek's and jump's out the window. Jiraiya knocks Tsunde and dashes out the door
Jiraiya: I regret nothing!
The end!
