I do not own the house of the dead series nor do I own anything else besides this parody.
OK…On to the ummm whats the word I'm looking for?Ummm…oh yeah a parody!
Chapter 1:Ass-cape
Kate: Our fucking reinforcements haven't arrived yet!
James:Damn it bitch!Be Patient or else I'll take you out if this one grenade!
Kate:You are a ass-hole and a idiot! Couldn't you use that to take down the door!?
James:Oh yeah!(Throws Grenade at door)
Zombie 1:GIVE ME YOUR MILK!!!!
(grenade explodes)
Zombie 1:Ahhhhhh no I'm dying I can see the light and my life flashing before me ahhh I'm dying!
Kate:Ohhh just shut up(Pulls out a shotgun outta nowhere and shoot zombie 1)
James:Isn't that the shotgun from House Of The Dead 3?
(Back In House Of The Dead 3)
Thomas:Where's my shotgun?
(Back here in house of the dead 4)
Kate:These are all the weapons I could find.
James:What happened to the shotgun?
Kate:Threw it away.It had only one fucking bullet and no grenade button!
James:We don't need a grenade button…we can just throw the grenade at the enemy!
Kate:Whoops! Wonder where it ended up?
(In Goldman's office)
(Gun hit's Goldman in the grind)
Goldman:OH MY FUCKING GOD OWWW!
(Back)
Kate:Let's GO!
Kate:The elevator hall is proberly (Sings the Beyonce irreplaceable "To The Left")
(A zombie comes out)
Zombie:AHHHH singing!(Explodes)
James:Nice Job!
Kate:Let's move on
(We skip to the part where Kate says so much destruction)
(Claw Zombies climb out from the hole)
James: Wait how do you know where to find us and if this was a trap how'd you know we would come here?
Claw Zombie 1:Ummmm by luck?
James:Works for me!
Kate: (Shoot's like hell but didn't hit the zombies)
James: I though I was bad…
(James Shoot one bullet and hits both zombies)
(Suddenly Justice Appears outta nowhere)
James:Wait a minute…Shouldn't you appear later.
Justice:Rawrrr Rawrrrr(Change of plans by sega)
Kate:Oh…damn sega
(The Justice fights begains)
(Justice grabs James And Kate but Kate sneezes and justice drops them)
Justice:EWWWWW!!!
James:WTF!?Since when can you talk!?
Justice:I can't talk
Kate:Yes…you can
Justice:Ummm ahhh ummm Rawrrr?
Kate:Oh… he can't talk.
(James give Kate a sarcastic look)
James:Are you like a fucking retard or something?
Kate:What's a retard?
James:Nevermind
(While they were arguing justice grabs them)
(Kate shoots at justice tongue while they were grabbed)
Justice:ARGHH ARGHHH (You were suppose to shake the gun retard!)
Kate: I AM NOT A RETARD!!!
James:Correct…She's a fucking retard!
Kate:Then you are a aus-ser
Justice:DAMN IT CONTINUE FIGHTING
James & Kate:FINE
(Justice reaches them but when he tried to hurt them by falling he falls on the walland the rocks crush him which kills him instantly)
Kate:That was easy…too easy.
James:No more rental movies for you
Kate:U r paying for my dry cleaning after this
James: Who said that bitch!
Kate: Sega
(End of chapter 1)
