Oh, Little Town of Hammelburg...
by 80sarcades


By special request of Sgt. Moffitt, I present another fractured Carol set to Oh Little Town of Bethlehem. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own the series...but I do have the boxed set. Close enough!


Oh, little town of Hammelburg, how still you'll never lie
No one will get to sleep tonight; saboteurs are at work nearby
Yet in your dark streets shineth, the everlasting light
The refinery will burn through the day, and keep on into the night.

Wasn't there a clue to see, when the housing market collapsed?
Now it's time to fear, you poor dears; you're all a bunch of saps!
You thought the Luftwaffe was great; you didn't even haggle
Joke's on you, so's the truth: you're up the creek without a paddle.

Your location was really prime; industry was an easy sell
Now they're scrap metal by the ton; your town is going to hell
You know there is a problem, with betting pools at town hall
Little old ladies gamble like crazy at which factory will fall!

Instead of being at peace right now, your nerves are all a-fluster
Each blast brings a new heart attack; no wonder you all have ulcers!
The women have trouble double; their cheer is less this year
There are no good-looking guys left in town for the ladies to leer

Oh, little town of Hammelburg, your Carol is so dreary
If I were so inclined, I would make it rather pretty
But the show is Hogan's; I'd rather cheer their victories
There's no way I'd change a thing; It'd put an end to the series!

[fin/ende]

A/N: Reviews, of course, are always appreciated! Hope you enjoyed it.