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Naruto (??????"??????" ????? Z) is an unsuccessful anime series by Junichiro Koizumi and a part of the final phase of Project Anime. It was designed to brainwash unsuspecting children into murdering their families and traumatising their younger brothers, poisoning themselves with ramen overdoses, ulimately becoming homosexuals and biting their thumbs in hopes that giant frogs would come out.
It stars an angsty, brooding, apathetic and emo ninja by the name of Smoochina Sausage,
who constantly whines about how other people are more powerful than he is, and his two teammates, Whirly Swirlamagig who wants to hump Haruno Whatsherface who in turn wants to blow Sausage. Having lost the draft for the plot of this series three days prior to his deadline, Koizumi resorted to desperate measures and generated it from scratch by taking the script for J.K.R. Tolkien's Harry Potter series, replacing all the wizards with ninjas, shredding it into pieces and randomly drawing plot \ threads and characterisation points in order. This choice seems to have been purely arbitrary-
only God knows how differently things would have turned out had he decided to use the script for Bob the Builder instead.