Yes people I know it's been forever since I've done anything...sorry. But here's my treat of what's to come. A new fic! I did it back around febuary and edited it...and this time I decided to complete the entire story before I posted it so if I got writer's block no one would know.

P.S. They're all around the age of 18. Naruto is 17.


"Tsunade-sama, the mission requests are in for today...Tsunade-sama? Tsunade-sama!" Shizune yelled waking up the Hokage.

"Huh? What is it? I was just...going over some paperwork..." she said trying to stifle a yawn. On her face were the ink markings from the scrolls she was probably reading before she most likely fell asleep.

"We've got the mission requests for today. Nothing higher than c-ranked though"

"Well who's still here?" she asked with a bored tone.

"Well there's only the genins and Team 7 without missions at the moment"

"Fine. Get them"

"But Tsunade-sama you can't possible want Kakashi's team to do any missions right now. Don't they still have to sort out...things?"

"Ha! They've had more than enough time to catch up and get things back to they way they were. If I know that brat the way I do he's probably beaten them all back in to shape again. And I mean that both figuratively and literally."

"Alright then. I'll get Kakashi"


"What did you say?"

"I am only telling you what everyone else was afraid to, teme. You were only the snake pedophile's sloppy seconds. You brooded so much on how you were "always in your brother's shadow" and all that mumbo jumbo, yet you ran away with that guy knowing full well he only wanted you because he couldn't have your-" he was cut off as he saw the older boy making the familiar hand signs and taking that as his queue to run. As soon as he took off the familiar ball of fire whizzed by where he use to be standing. The other boy took that as his chance to tackle the blonde down to the ground. After that there was a flurry of punches and kicks as the two wrestled with each other.

Their other teammate stood to the sidelines and watched with a small smile. She didn't have the heart to break them up since things were finally back to normal. They found him about 5 miles outside of the village unconscious in the forest. No on knew how he got there, but judging by the shape he came back in there was no doubt a fight, and most likely one in which he barely got out alive. No one found out much or even really looked in to it since everyone was just relieved he was back in one piece, no one more than Naruto.

Somehow he and the blonde had gotten closer since his return. She could tell because their fights seemed to look a bit more on the playful side compared to the ones they had right up until Sasuke left. Even their insults didn't hold the same harshness, sort of like they were only used as pet names now. She was brought out of her musings as she finally sense her teacher coming.

"You're late!" she barked seeing the familiar poof of smoke.

"Sorry, I got tied up rescuing two dogs that were stuck together"

"Liar!"

"Fine then. I guess I won't tell you that we got a request to see the Hokage"

"What does baa-chan want this time?" he asked sighing.

"Most likely a mission" Sasuke spoke up. Naruto perked up at the mention of a mission.

"Well then what are we waiting for!? It must be really important if she wants to talk to us first! We better hurry up and go!"


"C-ranked?!? Bodyguards again!? Don't you have anything better?"

"Hush up or I'll find a D-ranked for you to do instead" she snapped.

"It's not fair! Why don't we get A or B-ranked missions. You're wasting our talent on easy jobs like this. Besides, we're the best team you've got. Even if we're still chunnins. You can trust us"

"Naruto, there's a possibility of seeing action. Can't you just live with that?" Sakura asked annoyed.

"No! They're too boring!"

"Fine then. I was saving this for one of my jounins when they got back. But if your so sure of yourselves then you can have it. But keep this in mind, if you mess it up then you'll be doing D-ranked missions for the rest of the year." she said with an evil glint in her eyes.

"Yosh! I knew you were holding out on us. So what do we need to do?"

"It's a simple scroll retrieval. But the place you'll be getting it from is a hide out in town full of criminals and a few S-class nins sprinkled in as well. Think you can handle it?"

"Of course we can!"

"Good. Now get going!" she yelled. They took that as their leave and headed out.

"Cute kid isn't he? He looks just like Yondaime" a voice said suddenly.

"Who are you!" she yelled looking around for the person.

"Aww, Tsunade. You don't remember me? I'm hurt. And after all that effort and time I put in to hooking you and Jiraiya up. It's only been 9 years. I see you haven't changed"

"To what do I owe this honor Akio? You do know there's a reward for your head in almost every village so I'm guessing you haven't changed. I heard you even convinced a feudal lord's daughter to elope with a blacksmith recently"

"Ah yes. It was always amusing to watch her make up excuses to go to his shop...but the real reason I'm here is to see if you got my gift safely"

"You're the one that brought Sasuke back, am I correct?"

"You could say that...and can you believe your teammate?! He had the nerve to tell me until the boy was ready he was going to borrow my body for a bit!"

"So you stole the Uchiha and left?"

"No. Actually I stayed and gave your friend a good beating until he could get it in to his head my body wasn't for sale. Especially as someone to bide his time with until he got an Uchiha. By the time I was finished with him and his flunkies, the kid was gone. I found him all the way to the outskirts of here and he was out cold. He kept mentioning a "Naruto" person and was most likely muttering apologies to the person"

"Oh? So have you come to check up on him? He just left with his team on a mission"

"I know. You want a scroll that just happens to be in the town where I am currently residing. But no I actually am here looking in to a bit of research about who this Naruto is. Normally I wouldn't care much for anyone affilianted with him. But It did pique my curiosity to find out who had caught his eye. We both know how arrogant and cold hearted Uchihas are, but he seems differtent than the rest of his family. Therfore I want to help him out. I just dropped by here to give you a congratulation...and to tell you not to let my family know I'm here..." he said flippantly. And before she could say anything else, he was gone.

"Shizune! Get Kakashi back in here!"


"No fair! Why do I have to!?"

"Come now Naruto, you always teased Iruka with your Oiroke no jutsu. This is just like it...only for an extended amount of time...besides, out of you and Sasuke you look the best as a girl" Kakashi said grinning. Sasuke only smirked.

"Yeah dobe. You could pass of for a girl easy with the excepting of your half starved look. It's amazing that with all the ramen you can consume in one sitting, you still look almost anorexic"

"If you know so well how a girl should look, then why don't you do it?"

"You're the one who wouldn't settle for anything less than B-ranked. Now it's been upped to A-ranked and you're upset about it?" Sasuke asked mockingly.

"Shut up!"

"Whatever dobe"

"Guys grow up! You act like an old married couple!" Sakura said scowling. Both boys blushed at the image.

"Married couple? That's one I haven't heard"

"I still don't see why it has to be me. Sakura can go and I'll just follow behind her if she gets in trouble"

"No. For this mission we need you to go along undercover. With less or equal amounts of both gender we'll be less of a threat. If they saw 3 males and 1 female they'd get suspicious so you will be under a complex genjutsu that allows you to use less chakra for your Oiroke no justu and still allow you your chakra. You will be disguised as a girl to help out Sakura until we find the owners of the scroll and take it from them" he said in his eerily cheerful way again.

"That's the stupidest reason I have ever heard of" he dead panned.

'It's better than telling you one more S-class missing nin wanted in every village is out for you and you'll have to wear that until we get back to Konoha' he thought.

"We'd better hurry. We should probably get there before nightfall so we can check in to an inn"


"Are you sure this is alright Tsunade? Is this Akio person as bad as the rumors say?"

"It depends on how you look at it. He's a relative of the Yamanakas, that they'd rather not remember about. When he was younger he was a very promising child. He and Itachi were in the same academy class and both got the same grades. It's just that he was as mischief as Naruto...a terrible combination. He's known and wanted all over for causing trouble with his accomplice also from the Leaf village. Though information on him is unknown, all of the genins and chunnins have them to thank for putting their parents together. That little punk liked to mess around with people unfortunately for him all of the most unlikely couples actually stayed together. After so many successes he's convinced he can hook up the impossible and he's got his eyes on Naruto and Sasuke. Therefore I can't take any chances. They're not like his other couples."

"Why? Because they've nearly killed each other before?"

"Exactly. This might be the one time when his plans backfire"

"But I thought he didn't even know what Naruto looked like"

"I know. But they're unfortunately going in to his territory so extra precautions must be made. He's too smart for his own good. The disguise will at least throw him off for a little bit"


"Hello! Welcome to Ibu's inn. How may I be helping you today?"

"We need 4 rooms for the weekend. Both must be connected to another"

"Oh? Taking the family on a vacation? How nice! These must be your daughters. And this fine young man well...he must be the future son-in-law of course!" he said grinning. Both 'girls' blushed at the statement.

"Wha...what? Sasuke and I...I mean we're not...well not that I don't want to but.." Sakura stuttered.

The keeper ignored her and instead turned to Naruto.

"Tell me young lady, how does it feel to be engaged to such a strapping young man?"

"You're talking about me...and Sasuke-teme?" Naruto asked horrified. Had it not been for years of rehearsing his act for these kind of moment, he would have most likely blushed.

"Such vile language for a lady! Why do you say things about your fiancé like that?"

"He's not my fiancé! He's just...just Sasuke-teme!"

"Calm down Nariko-chan. You've just had a long day. She always gets this way when she's tired" Kakashi spoke up.

"Oh yes of course! I'll got get you your keys!" he said rushing away. He went over to a room in the back for a moment. Suddenly they heard a lot of yelling and shuffling around causing them to become alert. Then out came a large man behind him.

"I'm sorry for keeping you. This is Ibu, the real owner of the inn and he's from another country so I usually translate for him. He says the living arrangement will not work"

"Why not?" Kakashi asked. The inn keeper grunted and gestured to Sasuke and Naruto and then to Sakura.

"It's my pleasure to tell you he will give you 3 rooms for half price since you are engaged!"

"But we're-" Naruto began. He was cut off by a hand slapping over his mouth and Sakura giving him a deadly glare.

"That's wonderful! But if we have three rooms two of us will have to share" Sakura spoke up.

"I know. The lovely couple will. You see, in his country it is expected to share a room with your fiance before you are married. It's insulting not to share the same bed because that means either there is hatred or distrust between the families and is a sign of bad luck and may result in infertility. He says he will not allow such a holy thing like a union to be ruined under his establishment."

"Very well then. I think I can trust them to behave. We've had to share rooms before. Besides, we don't want to offend the innkeeper who has allowed us to stay here. I'll take the room between both just so I can still monitor them" Kakashi said. Even though he had a mask on you could tell that underneath he had a wide smile on his face by the crinkle of his one visible eye. One boy and boy turned girl, returned his smile with a blush and glare.

"Excellent! My name is Kio by the way. I hope you enjoy your stay here! If you need anything I am but a call away. Feel free to ask me for anything" he said staring straight at Naruto as he said it. Sasuke felt anger boiling in the pit of his stomach because of the way the assistant innkeeper was speaking to Naruto, but his mask hid his emotions well.

"Hey teme! Better hurry or I'll get first pick!" Naruto said grinning.

"You wish dobe. I'll beat you without even trying" he shot back. They raced all the way to the rooms, ignoring the curious stares they got from the other customers as they saw the two (grown) men running through the halls.

'Only Naruto can compel him to act like a complete child...' Sakura thought with a small smile.


Yay! How was that for a first chapter? Especially since I typed this all with two less fingers since I crushed them in the door!