:snicker: I had an idea, I wrote it down. This just happens to be the outcome. KakaSaku, because I had an urge to write this pairing somehow. Drabble. :B

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, blahdeblah.


Secrets


Kakashi wasn't quite sure when Naruto started to refer to him as a 'dirty old man'. He wasn't quite sure if it was the fact that he had once (and not drunkenly- for Kakashi Hatake was never drunk) admitted to Naruto that he had a soft spot for younger women. Naruto had, of course, proceeded to use the knowledge to his advantage- it was strong blackmail material, and he knew it.

(And Kakashi swore to never touch alcohol again- much to Naruto's dismay, of course.)

He wasn't quite sure if it was when he was caught eyeing a local teen near the riverbank. Sasuke was at least slightly more discreet when he found out, and politely (or stiffly, the silver haired jounin thought) informed him that his students had been waiting on the bridge for no less than three hours, and were growing sick of sitting around. He wasn't so discreet when he was explaining the cause to his teammates, however, and Kakashi swore he saw a knowing smirk flit past Naruto's face.

(Damn his libido. That's all he really had to say on the matter.)

Or, it could have been the fact that two and a half years later from both of those incidents, Kakashi was found doing something largely inappropriate with one former-student. Naruto wasn't quite so forgiving that time, and Kakashi was only too glad that Sasuke wasn't there to witness the chaos that ensued.

(And once again, Kakashi found himself condemning his drive to hell.)


Not my best, but entertaining to write nonetheless.