Experiences

By: Rhiannon-WingedGoddessOfHorses and TheBlackButler

Disclaimer:

Rhiannon: Okay, we don't own -Man. We do, however, own Rain and Maddie, since they're supposed to be…well…us…Just without our real names…

BlackButler: I'm Maddie, and Rhiannon's Rain, just so you know. And we're going to take turns updating. This one's a prologue. The next chapter is going to be written by Rhiannon and in Rain's POV, the second chapter by me and in Maddie's POV, and so on and so forth.

Rhiannon: And this is supposed to be a crack-fic/humor-fic with possibly a bit of a plot. I'm not sure if I'll do pairings or if Maddie will choose to do pairings, but I'm thinking to try and avoid that to avoid arguments on the pairings *cheeky grin*

Both: ENJOY!

Two thuds were heard throughout the cathedral of the Black Order. Feminine groans of pain echoed in synch and, finally, the alarm bells for intruders sounded.

"Ugh, you okay, Maddie?" A groggy voice droned as a brunette girl wearing a casual black dress shirt with the top button undone and the cuffs rolled up to her elbows secured by black strips of cloth buttoned to the sleeve sat up an rubbed the aching small of her back. Beside her, another groan rang out as a girl with jaw length; blond hair heaved herself up beside her friend. She was wearing a simple black tee-shirt with a grey sweater over that and jeans with tennis shoes on her feet.

"Fine. You?" The girl groaned rubbing the bottom right side of her back as the sciatica ached down her leg a few times before it ceased with her change in position. She nodded hesitantly, noticing the hall filling rapidly up with people who'd been awakened by the alarm now blaring in the girls' ears.

The brunette stood up, helping her friend up before she brushed her greenish-brown cargo pants off, "Where are we?" She muttered in the girl's ear and Maddie's eyes widened as she caught sight of an – oddly enough – white haired teenager who couldn't be much older than themselves. The brunette saw them two and her dark brown eyes also widened, the situation finally clicking in her brain.

She suddenly slapped her friend on the back of the head, "I told you not to go in the alley." The blond girl winced.

"Sorry," She whispered back, hesitant to say much out loud as a purple haired man walked forward, white hat and purple hair drawing him out from the other, sleepy occupants of the groggy crowd.

"Well, hello," he muttered the first part under his breath before breaking out into a wide, maniac-seeming grin that made the brunette and her friend shrink back, "what're your names?" A boy with a gruff exterior, blue tinged, long hair, and calculatingly cold blue eyes stepped up, rolling the aforementioned eyes in irritation as his hand clenched a blue-sheathed sword tightly.

His voice was deep, and the brunette realized quickly that he was around her and her friend's age, "You did not just ask them that, right? For all we know they could be Akuma!" The purple haired scientist – she'd gathered that much from his white lab coat – froze and cowered a little from the teen's intimidating stare.

"S-sorry, Kanda…I wasn't thinking," The brunette's eyes widened a slight bit subtly. She was sure that her friend and her weren't hallucinating…so it only left one thing…they were really in front of these people…people that weren't supposed to exist…

She shook her head to dispel her thoughts, "Rain." The scientist and swordsman whipped their heads towards her.

"Pardon?" The crazy purple haired man inquired and she rolled her eyes.

"My name," she elaborated irritation clear in her throat. "Actually, my name is Rene, but I go by Rain…Rain Grover." (Not my real first name, not my real last name. You're not going to get my real first name, nor are you going to get my real last name…I don't want creepers at my door -_-0)

Next to Rain, Maddie smiled, "Madison, call me Maddie…I'm not going to be as blunt as Rain and give you my last name…sorry." Rain sighed at her introduction, glaring aimlessly down at her black and white Danskins before looking back up, black hair claw/clip digging uncomfortably into her scalp.

"Oh, Maddie," Rain grumbled to herself, face-palming. She had a feeling that this wasn't going to be a good night…or week…or rest of her life…