Mercedes sighed. It had been a year since she was in a relationship. Sam fell for Quinn, Puck for Rachel, Finn wasn't interested, and Mike was in a serious relationship with Tina. Artie was with Sugar, so who else could Mercedes love? She suddenly heard a voice from below her and looked at the plate of Tater-Tots. "Excuse me?"

Tots looked up at her. "I was talking to you , Oprah. You've been chasing after other guys while your true love has been watching you."

Mercedes sighed. "No one loves me. I'm so lonely I'm talking to a plate of tater-tots for gods sake."

Tots sighed. "I may be a potato, but I have feelings for you Mercedes. When you squirt ketchup on me I feel so good. When you put me in your mouth I get so hot. I can be your true love. I will even serenade pulled out a guitar from himself and began to play.

If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go.

Keep yo' body on check girl , you'd neva be alone.

and I can be your Romeo, I go great with ketchup,

If I was your boyfriend, I'd let my flavor flow, I'd let my flavor flow.

Mercedes began to cry. "Tawts, I'm sorreh I Neva noticed chu'!" She grabbed one of hers and was about to bite it when Santana flicked it from her hands.

"Coach Sue banned the tots." She said.

"AW HELL TO THE NAWH. YOU BETTA LET GO MY TOTS BEFORE I PULL A BITCH WEAVE ON YO LATINA ASS GURL." Mercedes said outraged. She threw a chair at the wall. "I'd kick it, but that's Finns job!" Santana backed up and laid the tots on the table.

"Good luck when Sue finds out." Santana shrugged and took Brittany to the janitors closet where they had a hot make-out session.

"I'd never let them take you, tots. I love you." Mercedes cried as she hugged her plate , the tots falling into her boobs and suffocating.


THE END.