A/N: Sibling Rivalry is on hiatus because I'm an idiot and didn't plan ANYTHING out. I'm so stupid. But deviantArt is full of crazy stuff including a dirty words list. I'm rating this as mature because of the words and just to be safe. Yaoi if you squint?

Disclaimer: I own nothing.


The List

Sora sat in his computer room quietly, looking through his e-mail. As he scrolled through, a particular forward caught his eye. He blinked a few times before opening it, automatically falling out of his chair at the content.

"R-riku?" Sora called out from the floor. He slowly stood and sat back in his chair.

"Yeah?" Riku said walking into the room. He had heard a loud crash and thought Sora might need some help getting up.

"Well, you see, I got this forward and…" he paused, blushing slightly.

"And?" Riku questioned with a raised brow.

"And there's words on it."

"One would hope, Sora." Sora just wanted to disappear from all of the embarrassment.

"I mean... um. Dirty words." Riku was going to kill someone. These words were horrible.

Purple helmeted warrior of love

Trouser snake

'Heat seeking moisture missile?' He blanched.

"Who sent this to you?" Riku asked, fuming.

"Um... Axel." Dead. He was dead. Well, If Roxas didn't already kill him.

Sora continued to sit in the computer chair, blushing and confused as Riku practically sprinted through the door.


"Ow! Roxie~! That hurt!" Axel whined, nursing a fairly large lump on his head.

"You deserve it." was Roxas' simple reply.


A/N: Short... but sweet? Okay, extremely short. I have no idea.

Constructive criticism welcome.