Okay! I've been planning this one for a looooooooooong time. I created it for a friend, and she'll show up later on. So you can know, my happy friend is who I based Maya on, and my weird friend…alright, weirder friend, is who I based Claire on. And the one for Claire's base has a dog, so yeah…Anyways; my brother is also going to show up. For future notice, I based Shay on my self. So, if you want to be mentioned, send me a review with the name you want and your personality. I'll find somewhere just for you. For the record, you'll probably be a friend from school, or someone who goes to Shay's work place. -_- Yeah.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

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Opening her eyes, Maya groaned as she read the time on the clock. It was about two in the morning, and her friend's stupid dog wouldn't shut up!

"Claire," she whined, kicking her friend, "Wake up!"

The other girl groaned, slowly waking up. She was sleeping in a bed, while Maya was on the floor in a sleeping bag.

"What?" she snarled, brushing her red-streaked-with-black hair out of her face.

"Leon won't shut up," Maya told her.

"So shut him up!" Claire growled.

"You're being lazy! That's Shay's job!" Maya pouted.

"Shut up and do it!" Claire snapped.

Maya walked out the door, grumbling. She walked down the stairs and into a small hallway that was closed off from the rest of the house. It opened into the living room, and that was where Leon was, barking up a storm. Maya opened her mouth to yell at the dog, when a voice beat her to it.

"Shut up you stupid mutt!" a voice snarled, and there was a smack and a soft whimper.

Maya stopped, and began to think. That wasn't her voice, and someone had obviously just smacked Claire's dog and shut it up. But it wasn't her. So, who was it then? And why did the voice sound so familiar to her?

"Well done Kisame, that dog could have given away our location," a dark voice came out of the living room.

Maya's eyes widened. That's why it was so familiar!

"Tobi, go see if anyone's here and bring them to me," the voice commanded again.

Maya paled then ran up the stairs, shutting the bed room door.

"Claire! Get up, get up, get UP!" Maya cried, shaking her friend, who had gone back to sleep.

"Uh…what is it? Did Leon eat something he shouldn't have again?" Claire whined.

"No! The Akatsuki is here! We are so going to die! We will totally die!" Maya cried, dragging her friend out of the bed and onto the floor.

"Wha…they can't be here, they don't exist," Claire yawned, still getting under the bed.

"Ten bucks Tobi walks through that door," Maya whispered.

"You're on," Claire woke up at the mention of money.

The door opened, and a shadowy figure walked into the room. The girls grabbed each other, and Maya let out a shriek as the figure pulled them out from under the bed by their ankles, and dragged them to the living room, kicking, in Claire's case, and screaming.

"Oh my God!" Claire screamed out, "This is assault! I will send your butt to jail when I get free! Just you wait! I know a lawyer!"

"We're gonna die, we're gonna die!" Maya hysterically cried.

The figure let go of their ankles, leaving them on the living room carpet, hugging each other. Claire, being the genius that she is, decided to threaten their captors.

"You guys demons or something?" she snarled, "I've watched Supernatural buddy; I know how to take you down! Just give me some spray paint and a DVD player, and we'll see whose laughing!"

"Quiet," a cold voice ordered.

Claire stopped talking, and just glared at the direction the voice came from.

"You two, where are we?" it demanded.

"Say please," Claire told the voice, going with her usual snappish attitude, "and who are you anyway?"

The lamp turned on, revealing a man with many piercing on his face. His red eyes had rings in them, and were narrowed at the two girls.

"We're the Akastuki," Pein told them.

Claire had a bright idea.

"Never heard of you guys," she lied. All of the people in the house we're anime fans, so of course they knew about the Akatsuki.

"How could you have never heard of us?" Kisame showed up in the light.

"Weeelllll, obviously we're from another world," Maya had caught on to Claire's scheme.

"Really, then where are we?" Pein demanded.

"Santa Barbra," Maya wanted to live.

"California," Claire also wanted to live.

"The United States," Maya stared at the now revealed Akatsuki.

"North America," Claire was looking for her dog.

"Earth." Maya.

"The Milky Way." Claire.

"Here," both said at the same time.

A tense silence over fell the gathered criminals, and two girls. Claire then broke it into a thousand tiny pieces.

"Any one seen my dog?" she asked no one in particular.

"Yeah, I hit the stupid thing," Kisame grinned, hoping to gain a reaction. Her actual reaction wasn't the one they were going for.

"Seriously? Where is that idiot?" Claire continued to look for him, "Thank you for that. Stupid thing wouldn't shut up!"

"Who are you exactly?" Konan asked, getting everyone back on track.

"Oh! I'm Maya, and that's Claire," Maya smiled, "The dog is Leon. We're missing Shay, cause she's in New York. You're pretty lucky. She's demonic when she can't sleep."

Silence. Then with a pained sigh, Pein turned to his minions.

"Kakuzu, Hidan, take the red haired one and interrogate her," he ordered, "Itachi, Kisame, you two have the crazy one."

"Should we integrate the dog to Leader-sama?" Tobi asked.

"Tobi, shut up un," Deidara sighed.

Please review! Like I said earlier, if you want a part in the story, tell me the name you want and your personality you want! If you don't review, the evil leprechauns will tie you up and force you to watch Tellei Tubbies. Yes, that's why they're evil.