One day Yugi was at his grandpa's shop helping with the cleaning and stuff when…………a GUY/GIRL (who knew) stepped into the shop. Yugi's eye pupils turned into beautiful red hearts. Yugi said " Grandpa, whose that hott babe?" " Oh that's Michael Jackson." Answered Grandpa.
" MICHAEL JACKSON? You mean it's a man!" asked Yugi. "Well of course." Replied Grandpa. Yugi ran out the door over to Joey's house
He knocks on the door. "Why hello Yugi." Says serenity… "I mean, who is it?" Sereniti quickly puts on some white covering for her eyes like if she still couldn't see. "Hi is Joey home?" asks Yugi. " Why yes, he's in his room playing barney with his 7year old friends." "Ok thanks." Says Yugi. Yugi walks up the stairs and knocks on Joey's door. KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! "Hold on just a minute." Says Joey… "ok you guys have to climb out the window.." says Joey to his little friends…. "If my other friend finds me playing with you guys, he'll think I'm a loser." The little kids immediately climb out the window.
Joey opens the door and lets Yugi in. "Guess what?" says Yugi. "What?" says Joey. "I'm in love with a man." Confesses Yugi. "Wow. What man?" asks Joey. "Some guy named Michael Jackson." "Nope never heard of him." Says Joey.
"Well I'm in love with him and I don't know what to do." Says Yugi nervously. "Well, ask him to marry you." suggested Joey. "THAT'S IT! I'll ask him to marry me." Yells Yugi…. " Well see ya….thanks for the suggestion." "No problem." Says Joey. Yugi runs out Joey's bedroom door, opens the front door, and leaves.
When Yugi was almost back to his grandpa's shop, he remembered he needs a ring! So he dashes off to the store next to his grandpa's store (which was a jewelry store) and says to the clerk " Hi can I get a golden ring with a big diamond on top, and make it a size 10. please" "SIZE 10! Wow!…heres your ring." Says the clerk. Yugi gives the clerk $500 and says "Bye thanks." He then runs to his grandpa's store (finally) and kneels down in front of Michael.
"Will you marry me?" asks Yugi. "Well…..i do have a thing for younger boys….i mean men…..ok I'll marry you, you piece of sexy." Answers Michael. "YES!" screams Yugi.
1 month later at 10:00am at the wedding chapel…..
" …and you, Yugi, do you take Michael to be your hansom, sexy husband?" "I do." Replies Yugi. "You may now kiss the bride…wait…I mean kiss the groom…wait ….oh just kiss each other." Says the minister. Yugi and Micheal run to their limousine and drive off to their honey moon. "HURRAY!" yells everybody as they drove off.
THE END!
