This is just a random humorous fic that I made up because I'm bored….
Me: Hey, Neomoti!
Neomoti: Huh? Hey, Jun!
Me: I know what we're gonna do today… *evil smirk*
Neomoti: What do you have in mind? *smirks back*
Me: *puts arm around Neomoti's shoulder* We chase those Final Fantasy VII boys that we like.
Neomoti: Ooh, a fangirl rampage. How exciting!
Me: I got what we need. Nets, ropes, tranquilizers, some Confusion Materia, and Velvet Nightmare. *smirks* Also, a truck to put the bodies in. And for torture? A Justin Bieber music album.
Neomoti: Wait, why do you have Yazoo's weapon? *picks up V.N*
Me: So that we can lure Yazoo more easily than last time and use it for protection.
MEANWHILE….
Zack: *behind bushes with walkie-talkie* Puppy to Chocobo, do you read me? Over.
Cloud: Chocobo to Puppy , what's happening? Over.
Zack: Puppy to Chocobo, it seems like those girls are planning something again. Over.
Cloud: Chocobo to Puppy, did they stole any weapons? Over.
Zack: Puppy to Chocobo, it seems like they stole VELVET NIGHTMARE?!
Cloud: Wait, what?! How did they do it while Yazoo wasn't looking?
Zack: I don- wait NO! STOP! THEY GOT ME! CLOUD, GO GET HELP! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! NO, NOT MY HAIR!
Cloud: Zack? ZACK?! I lost him…. I need to round up everybody….
(At the meeting underground. Cloud has rounded up, Sephiroth, Kadaj, and Yazoo. The only other people he knew that Jun and Neomoti [But mostly Jun] fangirl over.)
Cloud: Guys, they've got Zack.
Kadaj: What?! We have to do something about it!
Yazoo: Like what? Those girls have overpowered us a bunch of times.
Sephiroth: We never try to use any kind of strategy, that's why.
Cloud: COME ON, GUYS! We're FF7 characters who can defeat Bahamuts, Ifrits, and –
(Loz and Genesis enters the room.)
Kadaj: What are you guys doing here?
Genesis: Jun updated her profile on FinalFantasyBoysAreCute. com (And, no. it's not a real website, so don't waste your time searching it up. XD) and added me and Loz to the list of FFVII boys she likes.
Cloud: Ooooooooook?
Loz: She started liking me because she realized that my crying in AC was adorable. But I wasn't crying!
Genesis: And Jun started liking me ever since she joined an RP group that RPs with FF7 characters.
Yazoo: Now that that we got some extra help, what's the plan?
Cloud: *scratches the back of his head*Don't…know…
Sephiroth: *scoffs* You're the leader of AVALANCHE and you can't even come up with a plan to capture two measly GIRLS.
Cloud: It's not like we're going to hurt them right? I'm saying that it's hard to come up with a plan that won't involve torture.
Kadaj: Hey, I got a plan…. *smirks*
TO BE CONTIUNED….
Neomoti is actually kuromi101 on . Neomoti is her Deviantart username. What will me and Neomoti do next? The world may never know…. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA! :D
