This is just a random humorous fic that I made up because I'm bored….


Me: Hey, Neomoti!

Neomoti: Huh? Hey, Jun!

Me: I know what we're gonna do today… *evil smirk*

Neomoti: What do you have in mind? *smirks back*

Me: *puts arm around Neomoti's shoulder* We chase those Final Fantasy VII boys that we like.

Neomoti: Ooh, a fangirl rampage. How exciting!

Me: I got what we need. Nets, ropes, tranquilizers, some Confusion Materia, and Velvet Nightmare. *smirks* Also, a truck to put the bodies in. And for torture? A Justin Bieber music album.

Neomoti: Wait, why do you have Yazoo's weapon? *picks up V.N*

Me: So that we can lure Yazoo more easily than last time and use it for protection.

MEANWHILE….

Zack: *behind bushes with walkie-talkie* Puppy to Chocobo, do you read me? Over.

Cloud: Chocobo to Puppy , what's happening? Over.

Zack: Puppy to Chocobo, it seems like those girls are planning something again. Over.

Cloud: Chocobo to Puppy, did they stole any weapons? Over.

Zack: Puppy to Chocobo, it seems like they stole VELVET NIGHTMARE?!

Cloud: Wait, what?! How did they do it while Yazoo wasn't looking?

Zack: I don- wait NO! STOP! THEY GOT ME! CLOUD, GO GET HELP! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! NO, NOT MY HAIR!

Cloud: Zack? ZACK?! I lost him…. I need to round up everybody….

(At the meeting underground. Cloud has rounded up, Sephiroth, Kadaj, and Yazoo. The only other people he knew that Jun and Neomoti [But mostly Jun] fangirl over.)

Cloud: Guys, they've got Zack.

Kadaj: What?! We have to do something about it!

Yazoo: Like what? Those girls have overpowered us a bunch of times.

Sephiroth: We never try to use any kind of strategy, that's why.

Cloud: COME ON, GUYS! We're FF7 characters who can defeat Bahamuts, Ifrits, and –

(Loz and Genesis enters the room.)

Kadaj: What are you guys doing here?

Genesis: Jun updated her profile on FinalFantasyBoysAreCute. com (And, no. it's not a real website, so don't waste your time searching it up. XD) and added me and Loz to the list of FFVII boys she likes.

Cloud: Ooooooooook?

Loz: She started liking me because she realized that my crying in AC was adorable. But I wasn't crying!

Genesis: And Jun started liking me ever since she joined an RP group that RPs with FF7 characters.

Yazoo: Now that that we got some extra help, what's the plan?

Cloud: *scratches the back of his head*Don't…know…

Sephiroth: *scoffs* You're the leader of AVALANCHE and you can't even come up with a plan to capture two measly GIRLS.

Cloud: It's not like we're going to hurt them right? I'm saying that it's hard to come up with a plan that won't involve torture.

Kadaj: Hey, I got a plan…. *smirks*

TO BE CONTIUNED….


Neomoti is actually kuromi101 on . Neomoti is her Deviantart username. What will me and Neomoti do next? The world may never know…. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA! :D