"I've been having these weird thoughts lately." The words flashed across
the screen. "Like, is any of this for real, or not?" Sora was floating
through the air. "Hey, there are words floating up there!" He moved his
body around in an attempt to reach the words, but it was over before it
started. Sora continued to float helplessly, then fell to the ground.
More words told him how to move. (By the way, Sora is a 14-year-old boy
who lives on an island, there are three boys and two girls. Sora has a red
shirt and huge yellow shoes.) After more words told him how to do more
stuff, like throwing boxes and barrels at stuff, (for all those times you
have to throw boxes and barrels at stuff) three pedestals rose out of the
ground. One of the pedestals had a sword on top, one of them had a shield
on top, and the last one had a magical staff on top. Sora, being a crazed
maniac, jumped onto the pedestal with the sword almost immediately. Words
floated above Sora's head. "The big sword. It's big. Really big. And
shiny, too! Oooh, ahhhh." Sora decided to wait to see what the other ones
had to say. He jumped onto the pedestal with the magical staff. "It's a
magic staff. The blue Mickey Mouse head on top has NOTHING to do with
Mickey Mouse. But the other green color, the whole staff, really
complements your outfit." Sora didn't want anything to do with a gay green
staff, so he walked over to the shield pedestal and jumped onto it. "This
is a shield. It's black and red. Really somber colors. Not very happy,
not happy at all. But, I can tell that happy is.what happy. oh, just
choose me, because happy is what happy does!" Sora looked at the words,
confused. "That was random." Sora said. "Yeah," the words replied. "You
kinda can't help it, me being some mysterious words and all." In the end,
Sora decided to choose the sword. The other two pedestals still remained,
so Sora jumped on top of the shield pedestal. "This is a shield. It's
blac"- "Yeah, yeah," Sora interrupted. "I've heard all this before, just
gimme the shield." "No, you have to give something up this time." "Oh,"
Sora said, and ran, rather quickly, over to the pedestal with the staff.
"It's a mag"- "Yeah, yeah." Sora picked up the staff, and looked at it
questionably. "Good riddance!" He lifted the staff up behind his head and
threw it off into the distance. "So, you have chosen the power of the
sword, and given up the power of the staff." "Yeah, that's what I did,
wasn't it?" "Fine," the words said. "Just gimme a break, I have to read
off a script here, that's very hard work, you know." Then, a light swirled
around Sora and he next saw himself on his island. There were three little
kids sitting there, Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka. Sora walked over to
Selphie, and she proceed to ask him a question. "Ok, Sora. You have three
lifelines left. What year did Michael Jackson eat the liver of a
kangaroo?" "Um, what are my choices?" "Your choices are: 1987, the year
between 1986 and 1988, or being number one." "I'm gonna go with being
number one, Selphie." "HE'S RIGHT! You know why? KANGAROOS DON'T HAVE
LIVERS!" Sora turned around and walked up to Wakka. "Hey, sexy," Wakka
said with the gayest voice. "Here's your question, you hot hunk of a boy.
How many bricks are in the lower left section of the Great Wall Of China?
Your choices are 34, 900082, or to see rare sights." "I think, hmm. I
think, I think it's to see rare sights." "HE'S RIGHT! YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A WALL!" Sora walked over to Tidus.
(There's something you should know about Tidus. He's blind, and uses his
walking stick as a weapon, also.) "Hey, Sora. Here's your question: How
many nerve endings are there in the brain of an ant? The choices are: 7,
8473937, or getting old." "I choose. getting old." "HE'S RIGHT! YOU KNOW
WHY? 'CAUSE ANTS DON'T HAVE BRAINS!" Sora walked to the center of the
platform. The words hovered above him. "So, you have chosen "being number
one", "to see rare sights", and "getting old". Sora then appeared back in
his dream world place. "Ok, this is getting pretty gay. Someone pinch me.
PINCH ME!" Three little black creatures, called Shadows, popped up from
the ground. "Now we're talking!" Sora drew his sword and hacked the crap
out of them. Stairs appeared off the ledge of the platform he was standing
on, and lead to a new platform. Sora walked up the stairs to the new
platform. "You know," he said, as he was walking up the stairs, "this
staircase is impossible because it has no support from the ground." Sora,
standing in the middle of this new platform, noticed that his shadow was
growing bigger. "Whoa, this is some crazy @#$%!" The shadow grew and grew
and grew and grew and grew until it was a big black monster, not that I'm
racist or anything.
