"I've been having these weird thoughts lately." The words flashed across the screen. "Like, is any of this for real, or not?" Sora was floating through the air. "Hey, there are words floating up there!" He moved his body around in an attempt to reach the words, but it was over before it started. Sora continued to float helplessly, then fell to the ground. More words told him how to move. (By the way, Sora is a 14-year-old boy who lives on an island, there are three boys and two girls. Sora has a red shirt and huge yellow shoes.) After more words told him how to do more stuff, like throwing boxes and barrels at stuff, (for all those times you have to throw boxes and barrels at stuff) three pedestals rose out of the ground. One of the pedestals had a sword on top, one of them had a shield on top, and the last one had a magical staff on top. Sora, being a crazed maniac, jumped onto the pedestal with the sword almost immediately. Words floated above Sora's head. "The big sword. It's big. Really big. And shiny, too! Oooh, ahhhh." Sora decided to wait to see what the other ones had to say. He jumped onto the pedestal with the magical staff. "It's a magic staff. The blue Mickey Mouse head on top has NOTHING to do with Mickey Mouse. But the other green color, the whole staff, really complements your outfit." Sora didn't want anything to do with a gay green staff, so he walked over to the shield pedestal and jumped onto it. "This is a shield. It's black and red. Really somber colors. Not very happy, not happy at all. But, I can tell that happy is.what happy. oh, just choose me, because happy is what happy does!" Sora looked at the words, confused. "That was random." Sora said. "Yeah," the words replied. "You kinda can't help it, me being some mysterious words and all." In the end, Sora decided to choose the sword. The other two pedestals still remained, so Sora jumped on top of the shield pedestal. "This is a shield. It's blac"- "Yeah, yeah," Sora interrupted. "I've heard all this before, just gimme the shield." "No, you have to give something up this time." "Oh," Sora said, and ran, rather quickly, over to the pedestal with the staff. "It's a mag"- "Yeah, yeah." Sora picked up the staff, and looked at it questionably. "Good riddance!" He lifted the staff up behind his head and threw it off into the distance. "So, you have chosen the power of the sword, and given up the power of the staff." "Yeah, that's what I did, wasn't it?" "Fine," the words said. "Just gimme a break, I have to read off a script here, that's very hard work, you know." Then, a light swirled around Sora and he next saw himself on his island. There were three little kids sitting there, Selphie, Tidus, and Wakka. Sora walked over to Selphie, and she proceed to ask him a question. "Ok, Sora. You have three lifelines left. What year did Michael Jackson eat the liver of a kangaroo?" "Um, what are my choices?" "Your choices are: 1987, the year between 1986 and 1988, or being number one." "I'm gonna go with being number one, Selphie." "HE'S RIGHT! You know why? KANGAROOS DON'T HAVE LIVERS!" Sora turned around and walked up to Wakka. "Hey, sexy," Wakka said with the gayest voice. "Here's your question, you hot hunk of a boy. How many bricks are in the lower left section of the Great Wall Of China? Your choices are 34, 900082, or to see rare sights." "I think, hmm. I think, I think it's to see rare sights." "HE'S RIGHT! YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A WALL!" Sora walked over to Tidus. (There's something you should know about Tidus. He's blind, and uses his walking stick as a weapon, also.) "Hey, Sora. Here's your question: How many nerve endings are there in the brain of an ant? The choices are: 7, 8473937, or getting old." "I choose. getting old." "HE'S RIGHT! YOU KNOW WHY? 'CAUSE ANTS DON'T HAVE BRAINS!" Sora walked to the center of the platform. The words hovered above him. "So, you have chosen "being number one", "to see rare sights", and "getting old". Sora then appeared back in his dream world place. "Ok, this is getting pretty gay. Someone pinch me. PINCH ME!" Three little black creatures, called Shadows, popped up from the ground. "Now we're talking!" Sora drew his sword and hacked the crap out of them. Stairs appeared off the ledge of the platform he was standing on, and lead to a new platform. Sora walked up the stairs to the new platform. "You know," he said, as he was walking up the stairs, "this staircase is impossible because it has no support from the ground." Sora, standing in the middle of this new platform, noticed that his shadow was growing bigger. "Whoa, this is some crazy @#$%!" The shadow grew and grew and grew and grew and grew until it was a big black monster, not that I'm racist or anything.