Hey! This is a little Rachollo! :) Review!
"Hey Rachel..."
Rachel groaned. "What do you want now Apollo?"
"Oh nothing really. I just want to see if you're going to take me up on my offer," Apollo said flashing his signature smile.
"Fine. Give me twenty reasons why I, Rachel Dare, should date... you." (She said the last part in disgust)
Reason One: I'm a god! (Literally)
Reason Two: I am (if you haven't noticed) SUPER hot.
"Well yeah, you're the sun."
"That's not what I meant!"
Reason Three: I can make you immortal.
Reason Four: You're smokin! Together we can make bacon!
"I'm so confused."
Reason Five: Bacon tastes good.
Reason Seven: My haikus are extreme sexiness.
Reason Eight: I am Apollo.
Reason Nine: Rachel should totally date me.
Reason Ten: I'm pure sexiness.
"That was a horrible haiku. And the second line had 8 syllables instead of seven."
"There are certain syllables lines have to be?"
Cue Facepalm
"You are so stupid."
Reason Eleven: We would make the newest hot topic couple on Olympus.
"Which would be horrible because when Aphrodite starts meddling..."
"Oh good point."
Reason Twelve: I'm tired. You make me think too much.
Reason Thirteen: I'm starting to regret making this list...
Reason Fourteen: Anyways, it'll be like, forbidden love! Thats like soo cool! That's what's everybody's into nowadays. Percabeth, Pothena! And soon to be Rachollo!
"Rachollo? What the hell?"'
Reason Fifteen: You make me happy...
"Aww.."
"When I'm not busy with hot girls and partying."
"Damn you."
"Those are not nice words Rachel."
"ARG!"
Reason Sixteen: I can help you get over Percy.
"I'm over Percy!"
"Denial…"
"Nuh uh! I totally ship Percabeth!"
"You know, Denial isn't just a city in Asia."
"The Nile is a river in Egypt you dumb potato."
"Whatever. Same difference."
"Well… if it's the same difference… it wouldn't really be different would it? So it's not the same difference, it's just different. "
"OH MY ME JUST SHUT UP!"
Reason Seventeen: I bet I would be better in bed than Percy anyways…
"Eww! Shut up! Shut up!"
"What? It's true. I have had centuries over centuries of experience!"
"This does not make me want to date you…"
Reason Eighteen: My hair is flippy. Don't girls like flippy hair?
Reason Nineteen: If mutant stop signs decided to kidnap you and somehow find a pit of boiling purple lava in Ohio and cut up all your limbs and throw you in there to die… I would save you.
"…"
Reason Twenty: And if somehow you did get thrown in the pit of lava and died, I would even take some of my precious time to go to the Underworld and steal your soul before Hades could notice!
"…"
I really like doing these Twenty reasons why stories... What did you think of this one? :) Review! :)
