Try outs for Picking Orihime from the Real World

Primera Espada:

"Stark," Lilinette stared at her master, who was beginning to fall sleep. "Stark, if you fall asleep, you will…"

Stark fell down as he fell asleep. He fell all the way to the ground where he hit the hard cement floor head-first.

"Damn narcolepsy."

Segunda Espada:

"Those school uniforms are hideous," Halibel said staring at the students.

"Of course, Halibel-sama, but which one are we looking for?" a Fracción asked.

"They all look the same in those revolting outfits," Halibel turned away. "Come, we'll just tell Aizen-sama we couldn't find her."

"Yeah, sure…"

Tercera Espada:

"Stupid annoying brats," the old man muttered as he watched the kids playing around on the soccer field. "Just kick the damn ball, no need to argue over who it belongs to."

He had been so busy complaining about the kids, he hadn't noticed that Orihime had passed by, then left.

Quinta Espada:

"Whew! Look at the rack on that chick!" Nnoitra said looking at the girls of Karakura high school.

"Nnoitra-sama," Tesla stared at his master as Nnoitra continued to ogle at the high school girl

"What?! I'm looking at hot chicks! How dare you interrupt me! What are you jealous?!"

"Nnoitra-sama, that's a Shinigami."

"…I knew that! What do you think I am? Stupid?"

"And, Nnoitra-sama, I am jealous."

"…"

Sexta Espada(s):

"Luppi, what the hell are you doing?" Grimmjaw stared at the Espada. Since they were technically the same rank, Aizen had them go together, plus they were so obnoxious.

"Doesn't it look cute on me?" Luppi spun in a circle to show off his Karakura temporary uniform, a girl's one of course. Grimmjaw wore a boy's uniform, just so he wouldn't look gay, I mean, so he wouldn't stand out.

"You look like a gay retard that was blindfolded when he tried on his clothes." Luppi glared at Grimmjaw and leaped on him, and proceeded to hit him Grimmjaw grabbed his fists and blocked the other Espadas attacks.

"Ano, nii-san, what are you two doing?" a girl with her two friends walked up while Luppi was still on top of Grimmjaw.

"Yaoi!!" the other two girls screamed.

Septima Espada:

Zommari LeRoux stared at his target. He knew where she was; now, all that was left was to catch her.

'No problem, I'm have the fastest Sonida of all the Espadas after all,' he thought.

He sprinted over too find he had passed the town about twenty kilometers away.

"Oops…"

He tried again. And again he missed the school by 20 km.

"Damn it."

Octava Espada:

"What an interesting specimen," Szayel looked closely at the human he had caught.

"A-ano, c-could you- pl-plea-please let m-me go," Keigo muttered in fear of…

"No, be quiet, experiment shouldn't talk. I might make a mistake and cut you up wrong. Then we'd both be in trouble, eh?"

"Y-ye-yea-yeah."

"Eh, what was that?"

"Nothing!"

Novena Espada:

"Whoa!" a kid ran up to Aroniero (in Kaien form), "You look just like my grandfather, Shiba Kaien!"

"Look, kid, I don't know who you're talking about. Some people just look similar. That's all."

"You sound like him and talk like him too! MOM! I found Grandpa!" the boy ran off calling for his mom.

Aroniero slipped away quietly returning to Hueco Mundo.

Decima Espada:

"Was that her?" Yammi asked himself. "I think it was."

Yammi followed Orihime until she entered her school. They had been outside, so he never worried about being able to fit through the doors, and he thought: 'If worst comes to worst, I'll just smash through the door. That wouldn't have worked here though. There were too many people that would notice him.

"Ah, screw it. I give up," Yammi leave after thinking for about 5 minutes on how to get through the door without smashing it to bits.


This is the sequel to Try outs for picking Rukia up from the real world. You don't have to read it though...