20 of the most famous Mario based survivors going head to head to win 1 million coins!
Welcome to MARIO SURVIVOR.
Master Hand: Welcome Young and old to MARIO SURVIVOR. 20 average Mario characters are going to be stranded on the outskirts of the dry-dry desert, where they must learn to work together to survivor. Welcome are you ready?
Everybody: Wii we like to play.
Master Hand: Uhh.. yah cool well lets make the teams. We will split into four teams. The first team the RED TEAM. Led by Mario.
RED TEAM: WOOO.
Master Hand; The second team, led by Sonic, the BLUE TEAM.
Sonic: Huh?
Master Hand: Wait you're not in Mario, leave.
(Sonic Leaves)
Master Hand: What I meant to say was the BLACK TEAM, led by Bowser.
BLACK TEAM: WOOO.
Master Hand: Ok.. this is getting lame the other two teams are the GREEN TEAM led by Yoshi, and the PINK TEAM led by Peach.
(Members of Each Team)
RED TEAM: Mario, Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, Monty Mole.
BLACK TEAM: Bowser, Bowser Jr., Dry Bones, Goomba, Magikoopa
GREEN TEAM: Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Birdo, Dixie Kong
PINK TEAM: Peach, Daisy, Toad, Noki, Pianta
Master Hand: Okay well, now that's straightened out let's begin the first challenge. It will be a relay race. First two teams win immunity. GO!
The red team, started by Luigi, gets out into and early lead, while the pink team falls behind, as Pianta is kind of big. On the second lap, Bowser Jr's amazing speed pulls them into the lead and D.K.'s amazing slowness pulls them into last. On the third lap, Birdo keeps the green team in dead last and pretty much out of the challenge.
Master Hand: Keep trying Green team (Even though you ain't got a chance.)
After the fourth lap, with just the captain's remaining, the Red team, Black team, and Pink team were dead even and let's just say the Green team wasn't. Mario uses his amazing speed to take the lead but then uses his stupidity to trip, giving Peach the lead. Peach was just about to cross the finish line when a spiked shell came charging at her. It was Boswer! Bowser knocked her down and crossed the finish line. BLACK TEAM WINS! Somehow because Yoshi is a beast the green time comes back and finishes in second.
Master Hand: I'm Sorry RED TEAM, PINK TEAM you will have to go to tribal council, where the first two people will be voted out. Also there is a TWIST. Black Team you will pick someone from the second place team (the green team) to go to exile island.
Waluigi: Is there an idol there?
Master Hand: Why the hell do you care? But yes there is.
(Black Team Huddles)
Bowser: We choose Dixie Kong to go to exile.
Master Hand: Dixie here is the first clue to the hidden immunity idol.
(Dixie Kong leaves)
BLACK TEAM CAMP
Dry Bones: Woo Hoo we rule!
Bowser: All thanks to me.
Bowser Jr: It was a team effort dad.
Bowser: Ya but you would of lost without me.
(Secret Interview Bowser Jr.)
"I think Bowser is getting a little too cocky. He might not be the best team captain.
RED TEAM CAMP
Mario: (To Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi) I think we should get rid of Monty mole tonight because we need to keep the four amigos around.
Everyone: Deal.
GREEN TEAM CAMP
D.K.: Monkey Noises (Ya we won lets celebrate.)
Yoshi: Yo Yo Yoshi (I totally agree with that)
The Green Team eats food like crazy.
Diddy: Gay sounding Monkey Noises (I hope Dixie is okay)
Birdo: Whatever the hell birdo says. (Aww.. I think Diddy has a crush on Dixie)
(Secret Interview Diddy (Translated))
"Birdo is annoying she has to go soon.
PINK TEAM CAMP
Peach: Aww… damn, we lost.
Pianta: No duh blondie.
Peach: Shut up, you… you… poopie head.
Pianta: Wow were now captain insult.
Peach: (Announcing to everyone) Lets vote out Pianta.
Daisy: Sure!
Pianta (Announcing to everyone) Lets vote out Peach the bitch.
Peach: HEY?!
Noki: Okay Buddy
Peach/Pianta: Toad?
Toad: Umm… Gotta go
(Toad runs away)
(Secret Interview Toad)
"I don't know what to do its so tough.)
RED TEAM CAMP (AGAIN)
Wario/Waluigi: Hey Monty Mole, you want to blindside Mario tonight.
Monty Mole: Hell yah! He'll be so shocked.
(Monty Mole Leaves) Waluigi and Wario look at each other and laugh in an evil way.
EXILE ISLAND
Dixie Kong: Girly Monkey Noises (Hmmm… Let's read the clue)
Clue:
"The Hidden Immunity Island is on Exile Island"
Dixie Kong: …
TRIBAL COUNCIL (PINK TEAM)
Master Hand: Welcome Pink Team to tribal council. Please grab a torch and light it in the fire. Fire represents life in this game, if it goes out so do you.
Peach: We can go out?
Pianta: coughs blonde
Master Hand: Umm.. sure well lets talk about the challenge. Peach what happened?
Pianta: Yes, Peach what the hell happened?
Peach: Well I would of won if I would have had a better lead.
Master Hand: Sounds like we have some rivalries on this tribe.
Toad: You can say that again.
Master Hand: Toad, so that would probably make you the deciding vote. Well that's a big decision personally if I was in your tribes spot I would get rid of you and then fight it out themselves. But I guess I'm not them.
Peach/Pianta: hmm.
Master Hand: Well it's time to vote.
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
Toad: I'm sorry but I have to do this.
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
Master Hand: Well it's time to reveal vote. Whoever gets the most votes leaves, Kapeesh?
Daisy: WTF
Master Hand: It means Okay.
Daisy: Oh.. Yah.
Master Hand: Okay Ready.
"First Vote… Peach
"Second Vote… Toad
"Third Vote… Pianta
"Fourth Vote… Toad
"Fifth Vote… First person voted out of SURVIVOR MARIO… Toad.
Toad: Woo, I'm gone Yes.
Master Hand: Huh
Toad: I didn't want anyone mad at me so I voted for myself.
Master Hand: Okay… Well the tribe has spoken it's time for you to leave.
Toad: Good bye Guys.
Votes For
Toad: Toad, Peach, Pianta
Pianta: Daisy
Peach: Noki
TRIBAL COUNCIL (RED TEAM)
Master Hand: Okay well the first one ran late so just hurry up and vote.
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
Mario: Sorry Monty Mole you were put on the wrong team.
Monty Mole: Ha-ha Stupid Plunger Boy.
Wario: I'm so smart!
Tick Tock Tick Tock Tick Tock
Master Hand: Let's Reveal the Votes. Whoever gets the most votes leaves.
First Vote: Mario
Second Vote: Monty Mole
Third Vote: Monty Mole
Fourth Vote: Monty Mole
Fifth Vote: Second Person voted out of SURVIVOR MARIO…
Waluigi: Ooh let me guess! Luigi
Master Hand: No, Monty Mole you dumbass
Monty Mole: Dang.
Master Hand: Monty Mole the tribe is spoken it's time for you to leave.
Monty Mole: Bye guys good luck
Votes For
Monty Mole: Wario, Luigi, Mario
Mario: Monty Mole
Luigi: Waluigi.
Waluigi: Muahahahaha, Luigi will leave!!
