Uniquely My Life
Summary: 3rd out of Life series. My life is not one you would call normal. Not in the least. My brother and I have a record with the CIA, FBI, and any other government agency you can name. Not to mention my relationship with Bee. My life is definitely unique. Bee/OC
AN: I'm baaaaaaaaccckk! :D Hey peeps! How y'all doing? So. Here it is. The sequel to Livin' Up the Good Life. Wow. I still can't believe sometimes how many people have actually read my story. And liked it! O.o lol
Order of series: 1. My Crazy Life
2. Livin' Up the Good Life
3. Uniquely My Life
RANT! : Also I would like to let you guys know that I've had some trouble with a Transformers author who directly took scenes that I created from My Crazy Life and portrayed them as her own. Not scenes from the movie. Separate scenes that I created of Jen by myself from my imagination, except replacing Jen with her character. Understandably, I was pretty pissed as anyone would be. So I just want to say that if you want to use any of my scenes or characters, I'm okay with that... IF EFFIN' YOU ASK ME! :( Sorry. Had to get that out of my system.
Disclaimer: I don't own the awesomeness of Transformers though I do own my own characters and any changes they may create.
** Prologue... Kind of **
So as if turning into an Autobot wasn't enough, I also found out I was pregnant. With twins. Weeeee! And though that night with Bee at the pyramids was definitely worth it, try telling that to my family.
That I'm pregnant. Not the part about awesome sex with Bee. That would just be gross and awkward you creepo.
Mikaela took it the best getting extremely excited and immediately talking about all the things we could do with them and how we could shop for baby clothes for them. Stuff like that. I stopped listening to her after a few minutes. Sam took it… okay. Although, I think Sam would have murdered Bee if Mikaela hadn't stepped in. I seriously don't know what I'd do without that girl. He eventually got over his big brother anger tantrum and joined Mikaela in her happy fest about her becoming an Aunt and him becoming an Uncle.
But his reaction was nothing compared to my parents.
** Flashback **
"YOU'RE WHAT!" Mom and Dad both shrieked. I flinched and gave them my best innocent smile. Yeah, not working if Dad's purple face means anything.
"Well, hey! Mom, you get grandkids!" I smiled weakly, trying to lighten the tension in the air.
"WHERE IS HE? I'M GONNA MAKE HIM INTO SCRAP METAL!" Mom screeched. I flinched back.
"Mom, MOM! Calm down!" I said gently, yet trying not to set off the crazy person. Oops. Too late.
"Calm down? Calm down? CALM DOWN! I AM CALM!" Mom yelled as I flinched back from her. That's right. Even though I'm now a giant alien robot, I'm still terrified of my mother. But hey Bee didn't even come with me! Well, okay, that makes him sound like a bad guy. Really he wanted to come support me, but Sam and I talked him out of it since I knew this was gonna happen. Now I wish he was here.
"Where is he?" Dad asked in deadly silent voice. I gulped as my holoform squirmed in the chair beneath their gazes. My Ford Fiesta form was sitting out front in the driveway. You know so the neighbors don't freak out about a giant alien being in their neighbor's yard. Heh, if only they knew.
"He's back at the NEST base," I said playing with my fingers.
"He doesn't even have the fucking nerve to tell us with you!" Mom ranted.
"Mom," I snapped, glaring slightly, "for your information, he's getting a place ready for me to move into the base with him."
"WHAT?" they screamed as Dad turned purple once again.
"Well, I can't stay here with you guys!" I stood up so that they weren't looking down at me anymore. "Sam's moving his stuff into Mikaela's place she just got near his campus so that she can be with him while he's going to college. Why can't I move out?"
"Because you're our baby girl!" Mom argued.
"Mom! I'm a robot now!" I snapped back at her. I calmed down slightly and tried to give them a smile. "I need to be with the other Autobots so that I can learn everything about myself now. It's not exactly easy suddenly turning into a robot you know."
"Jen," Dad sighed as he plopped down onto the couch and started rubbing his temples. "We know you need to be with the Autobots-"
"But do you understand how hard it's going to be raising a baby?" Mom continued for Dad.
"Babies," I said quietly as I looked down at the floor, suddenly not able to look at them.
"You're having twins?" Mom said just as quietly. I peeked up at her through my eyelashes to see her eyes glazed slightly as if having flashbacks of when she was pregnant with Sam and I. Those must have been some scary days. I can just imagine how crazy she must have been on her moody days. Wow. I feel really bad for Dad now. And he stuck around through all the craziness! What a trooper!
"Yes, and I know raising kids isn't going to be easy. But I don't think you guys completely understand," I said as Mom came out of her daze.
"Well then explain it to us," Dad said and motioned for Mom to join him. Mom moved to sit down on the couch next to him.
"Bee and I are Sparkmates," I explained. I continued once I saw their confused gazes. "That's basically Autobot version of marriage. Except that if one of us dies, the other does too. Not to mention, these babies are going to be Autobots. I need to be with everyone else so that they can help me learn how to take care of sparklings. I don't even know if me originally being a human is going to affect them or not. We've already found differences between me and the rest of the guys."
"Like?" Mom pushed as they listened to me intently. I gave an inner sigh of relief that the screaming match had officially ended.
"Like that I can still eat human food," I said as I picked up an apple and took a bite out of it. I continued, "I can transform into my car form and use my holoform, or I can change my whole robot form into my human self. Which, by the way, really confuses me sometimes, but I'm not gonna complain. Those are just a few things we've discovered so far. Who knows what other differences I might have? I need to be with the Autobots."
My parents gazed at me as I could see them taking everything I said in. The fact that I was completely serious this whole conversation was definitely helping them to take it all in. However, I was unable to keep in one comment.
"And I totally wanna learn how to kick Decepticon ass with Bee!"
Dad rolled his eyes as he laid back on the couch in obvious defeat. Mom stood up and pointed her finger at me.
"On one condition!" she said as a giant smile suddenly bloomed across her face. "I reserve rights as Grandma to make you visit with the grandbabies as much as I want!"
"Thank you!" I squealed happily as I squeezed Mom in a tight hug. She laughed and eyed my stomach for a moment.
"You know I think you're starting to get fat already."
Dad burst out into laughter as I mock glared at her. My parents. Sheesh.
** End of Flashback **
Of course, that was months ago and I'm currently nearing the end of my pregnancy. And guess what?
I. am. bored. Blah.
Here I am, staring at the ceiling in utter boredom. I have just spent the last twenty minutes counting how many cracks are in my ceiling at the NEST base. Wanna know how many? Well, right now I'm at fifty-two…. yup.
I know what you're thinking. Where's Bee? Where's the other Autobots? Where's Sam and Mikaela? Mikaela and Sam… I don't know they're probably smooching up a storm in their apartment near Sam's college. Yeah, they're doing pretty good together. Going strong last time I hung out with them. The Autobots, well, they're all off fighting some Decepticon that was terrorizing some place in Siberia. I wanted to go soo bad! Otherwise, what's the point of all the hand to hand combat Ironhide's been teaching me lately?
But nooo Bee's all, "Jen, you can't come with us."
And I'm like outraged, "What! Why the heck not!"
Bee was all, "You're pregnant."
Oh, like that's supposed to be the answer to everything. So I said, "I'm pregnant, not disabled!"
Then, of course, he pulled the one card that he knew would work. "You could hurt the sparklings."
Damn him. Damn him and his utter adorable thoughtfulness. He just had to bring our babies into this.
I couldn't help myself and ended up kissing him for being so sweet. How could I not? Then he left with the other Autobots this morning and I've been bored stuck on the base ever since. Of course, Ratchet is here so I'm not really all alone (Not to mention all the soldiers working), but he's doing medical stuff and I get bored fast. Ratchet is making a few repairs on my car form making sure that the sparklings are okay, so I'm simply sitting in my holoform in my human bedroom at the NEST base.
At first, I loved living here since I always get to hang out with the Autobots and do basically whatever I want. You know as long as it's legal. That ruined a lot of my plans. I've always had something to do when we first came back to NEST after the whole 'killing The Fallen' spiel. Ratchet has ran a gazillion tests on me trying to figure out how I was able to turn into an Autobot and whether if it's possible for someone else to do so without the Allspark energy. Eventually he was satisfied that random humans wouldn't start turning into Autobots. That was good news.
Bee and I have had a lot of fun as he has taught me how my new body works (not like that you sickos… okay maybe that too) and getting used to the updates that would pop-up in my vision whenever I get injured that would tell me when to get medical assistance. It's weird since I don't need to eat and drink like I use to as a human, though I still can in my holoform. I do, however, have to drink this stuff called energon. But I have to drink more than most of the Autobots since me being pregnant and all.
Once Ratchet got ahold of that information (my pregnancy), it sent him off on another one of his 'Jeanette, don't make me have Bee drag you back here! I'm not done yet!' rants along with all of his tests.
Actually, it sent ALL of the Autobots off. I'm the first femme pregnant with sparklings since Cybertron was destroyed. I've been very spoiled with all the attention I've been getting and having a bunch of mechs ready to do whatever I wish to keep me happy. That's another big reason I'm so bored now. I'm used to having the other Autobots keeping me entertained. Blah.
I jumped in surprise as a song went off, loud and clear.
It's time to feel the rush,
To push the dangerous
I'm gonna right to, to the edge with you
Where we can both fall in love
I'm on the edge of glory,
And I'm hanging on a moment of truth,
I'm on the edge of glory,
And I'm hanging on a moment with you,
I'm on the edge
I followed the sound of Lady Gaga's voice and made a triumphant 'AHA!' when I found my cell phone buried in an old purse underneath a pile of clothes I never use since I can change my holoform's looks whenever I want. Except for the being pregnant thing. I can't make my giant baby belly go away even if I wanted to. Which I don't just so ya know. In case you were curious, I don't have a baby belly in my Autobot form. Apparently the sparklings are kept in a special area near my spark.
I'm actually quite fond of my baby belly which is why I'm usually found using my holoform. I love rubbing gentle circles on my stomach, I feel calmer when I do. If Bee's around, he always takes over and does it himself. The dork likes to talk to my stomach too. But hey I don't know much about Cybertron pregnancies so maybe they can hear us. I flipped my cell open as Mikaela's name flashed across the screen.
"Mikaela!" I greet happily. "Thank god! I'm dieing of boredom. What's up?"
"Hey, Jeanette! There's this new club that just opened and everyone is talking about it. Sam is being a buttface and refuses to go with me. He has a big essay due tomorrow or something, so he locked himself in the office to finish it. I was wondering if you wanted to go with me in his place," Mikaela asked and I could hear a smile in her voice. A giant smile spread across my face and I could feel excitement swell up in me. Freedom!
"Yes! No more boredom!" I cried out happily. "Of course, I'll go with you!"
"My only concern is with you being... you know pregnant," Mikaela said unsure. I rolled my eyes as I huffed.
"What is it with you people? I'm pregnant! I'm not gonna blow up or have the babies on the spot if I have a little fun!" I said as I noticed I had subconsciously started rubbing circles on my enormous belly. I can't help it if twins take up a lot more space than just being pregnant with one baby. I am not fat! Wait a minute! I felt my mood sour as my temper rose, "Is that why you don't want me to come to the club with you? Because I'm fat? Oh make fun of the giant lady who could knock someone out with her belly! I'M PREGNANT, NOT FAT!"
"Okay! Okay! Calm down!" Mikaela said soothingly, trying to cover up her laughter. "I'm sorry! You're not fat, Jen. How about you start driving here and I'll get ready. By the time you're here, I should be ready and we can partay!"
I felt tears well up in my eyes and I sniffed, "Really, Mik? You'll take me? Oh, that is so sweet of you! I love me some partaying! Okey dokey, see you soon!"
"Bye!" Mikaela said with a giant smile, trying to stifle more of her laughter so as not to upset me. I hung up my cell phone and slipped it into one of my purses.
I whistled a happy tune as I waddled out of the bedroom and wandered around the base until I got to Ratchet's medical lab. Soldiers would either nod or give me a smile as I walked past them and I returned the favor. You find that pretty much everyone knows who you are after not only becoming an Autobot, but also being the first femme pregnant with a sparkling since Cybertron was destroyed. Not to mention, I'm pregnant with two sparklings. I'm pretty popular around here.
As I said before, I am practically never left alone. If Bee wasn't worrying about me, then one of the Autobots was hanging out with me and making sure I was comfortable. Ironhide is the only one who treats me normal and taught me how to fight all awesome like. You know when I wasn't super pregnant. Bee kinda freaked out when he found out about that, but after some soothing and cuddling he agreed it was a good idea for me to be prepared in case anything ever happened to me when he wasn't around.
I happily waddled into the medical lab and disabled my holoform. I transformed my alt form back into normal. I stretched my purple arms out over my head. Ratchet looked up from some papers he was looking at on his desk on the other side of the room. I hopped off the table lightly.
"See ya, Ratchet!" I waved happily. Sadly, as I was about to leave out the door of the medical lab, Ratchet's arm shot out in front of me blocking my way out.
"Where do you think you're going?" he asked questioningly, raising a metallic eyebrow above his optic in a very human way.
"Umm, you know just for a drive around," I said a little nervous.
"You can't just use your holoform to relax?" he asked disbelievingly. He crossed his arms. "You've always been fine in your holoform before. That is what you're use to afterall."
Question: You're bored and want to hang out with Mikaela and Ratchet is in your way. What do you do?
*Jeopardy Theme song*
Answer: Throw a hormonal hissy fit with being pregnant as leverage.
I felt my eyes narrow as he continued to block my way, my temper starting to rise once again. I started in a deadly quiet voice, "Ratchet. I have been sitting around all day. I want to take a drive. I am bored and pregnant. I will harm you if you do not get. Out. Of. MY WAY."
Ratchet gulped as I glared up at him with my sharp emerald gaze. He stepped to the side and out of my way. A bright smile suddenly stretched across my face.
"Thanks, Ratchet!"
I happily walked past him and transformed into my alternate form. I zoomed off heading to Sam and Mikaela's place. My holoform happily sitting in the driver's seat as the radio blared music to my liking. My smiled grew wider the closer I got to their apartment. This was gonna be fun!
** Partay **
I stared around at the 'club' Mikaela had told me about over the phone. Once I had picked her up, she had given me directions and headed here. I now questioned Mikaela's idea of a club as I took in the image before us. The place looked like a nice little restaurant that never got a lot of business, but just enough to stay in business. People filled the booths that were around the edges of the left side of restaurant and the tables that were set up in the middle area. The right side had a bar that took up space but looked like it had better days. The far side of the restaurant had a large stage with a sign above it declaring tonight karaoke night.
I turned to Mikaela and gave her a questioning look. This was not a club.
She smiled sheepishly, "So looks like the club turned out to not be a club."
"Ya think!" I said as I waved at the place. I turned around to leave, but Mikaela grabbed my arm and started to pull me towards the bar. I pouted at her as she gently pushed me into one of the bar stools and sat on the one next to me. She waved at the bar tender, a middle aged man with a grandfatherly air about him as he gave us a friendly smile, and he made his way over to us.
"What can I get you two ladies?" he asked as if we were old friends. Hmm. I like this guy.
"I'll have a Bubbletini and she'll have a Mountain Dew," Mikaela smiled at him. He nodded and went to go get our drinks.
"Do you think this place has anything good to eat?" I asked Mikaela as I eyed around at the good looking food some people had. She shrugged.
"I don't know. Are you hungry?" she raised an eyebrow at me. I pursed my lips and opened them to answer when my stomach gave a loud growl. Mikaela and I both burst out laughing. "That's a yes then."
I felt my mouth water at the good looking chicken and fries a guy had that was sitting a few bar stools away from me. That is some yummy looking chicken. When was the last time I had some chicken like that? Do you think he would be willing to share? He looks friendly enough. No wait. Now he's scowling. He's not friendly anymore. Maybe if I just grabbed it when he wasn't looking….
Just in time, the bar tender showed up again as he gave us our drinks.
"Here you go," he said.
"Hey, can I have whatever that guy's eating?" I asked him eagerly as I pointed at the guy who had the chicken. He looked where I pointed at and nodded. I smiled brightly as he left to go get it for me.
"Hey, Jen, check this girl out," Mikaela said as she pointed at the stage. I looked and saw a pretty girl a little younger than us, was up on the stage singing some old country song. She had a pretty voice. There was a small television in front of her that had the lyrics to the song that she was singing so that she could follow through it. She looked like she was having fun. I stared contemplatingly for a few minutes before a giant smile stretched across my face. Mikaela glanced at me and did a double take before worry started to come. "Jen! What are you going to do!"
I got up from the stool chair eagerly and waved Mikaela away. "Watch this!"
"Jen!"
I ignored her as I quickly ran up to woman who was playing the songs for the karaoke. I tapped her on the shoulder and whispered my request in her ear. She gave me a strange look and shook her head, but put it on for me nonetheless. I eagerly waddled my way onto the stage and took the microphone from the girl since she was done.
This was gonna be so much more fun than sitting around at the base!
I tapped the microphone and everyone winced as it gave a screech noise before going back to normal. I smiled sheepishly. I waved eagerly at everyone who was now staring at me.
"Hi everybody! My name's Jen and I'm going to sing Born This Way by Lady Gaga," I said with a giant smile. I nodded at the lady and she started the music for me. I nodded my head to the beat as the song started off. Once the words started going across the screen, I sang the lyrics even if I knew the song by heart.
"It doesn't matter if you love him or capital H-I-M
Just put your paws up
'Cause you were born this way, baby
My mama told me when I was young
We are all born superstars
She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on
In the glass of her boudoir,"
I patted my hair and pretended to put on lipstick as I sang along joyfully.
"There's nothin' wrong with lovin' who you are
She said, 'cause He made you perfect, babe
So hold your head up, girl and you you'll go far
Listen to me when I say
I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way,"
I held out my arms as if to show that I was who I was. Heh, if only these people knew that I technically wasn't born this way. It's not easy turning into a robot you know.
"Don't hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way,"
I winked as a few people scowled at having their dinners ruined by Gaga while quite a few looked like they were enjoying themselves. Mikaela was giving me a pleading look to get down as I started dancing around on stage.
"Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be a drag, just be a queen
Don't be-"
I waved a finger at her. Don't ruin my fun! Hehe, she looked quite embarrassed as people looked in her direction when I pointed at her. I smirked as Mikaela ducked down. Haha you know me! Don't deny it! She knows meee!
"Give yourself prudence and love your friends
Subway kid, rejoice of truth
In the religion of the insecure
I must be myself, respect my youth,"
I hit my chest lightly as if to say 'Yeah! Respect!'.
"A different lover is not a sin
Believe capital H-I-M
I love my life, I love this record and
Mi amore vole fe yah,"
I have no idea what that means but here comes the chorus! Weeeeee! I rubbed my belly and smiled down at my babies causing quite a few 'Awws' through the crowd.
"I'm beautiful in my way,
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way,"
I did a hair flip and smiled at the crowd as I shook my hips. Not easy to do with a giant baby belly, mind you.
"Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way
Baby, I was born this way
Ooh, there ain't no other way
Baby, I was born this way
I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
Don't be drag, just be a queen
Whether you're broke or evergreen
You're black, white, beige, chola descent
You're Lebanese, you're orient
Whether life's disabilities
Left you outcast, bullied or teased
Rejoice and love yourself today
'Cause baby, you were born this way,"
I walked around on stage as if I owned the place. I had most of the restaurant's attention at this point so my smile got wider. This next part was my favorite!
"No matter gay, straight or bi
Lesbian, transgendered life
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to survive
No matter black, white or beige
Chola or orient made
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born to be brave,"
I held up my arms and flexed my tiny muscles to show how brave I was. Oh yeah, fear me! Fear me! Their laughing faces do not show fear…
"I'm beautiful in my way
'Cause God makes no mistakes
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way
Don't hide yourself in regret,
Just love yourself and you're set
I'm on the right track, baby
I was born this way, yeah!"
I sucked in air greedily as I finished the song strong. The restaurant burst out into applause as people were laughing and clapping for me. A few guys wolf whistled causing a blush to spread across my face. I carefully waddled off the stage and a lot of people smiled at me. A few tried to stop me to talk with them, but I smiled apologetically as I continued on my merry way. I plopped down next to Mikaela.
"Well, you were definitely born this way," Mikaela groaned about my wonderful personality. She loves me. Really she does.
"As much fun as this has been," I laughed as I patted my belly. "I need to go back to NEST now."
"Why?" Mikaela perked an eyebrow at me. "Even though you never cease to embarrass and amaze me, we haven't been here that long."
"Oh 'cuz I'm in labor."
"WHAT!" Mikaela started freaking out.
"Yeah," I frowned. "The sparklings started to act up halfway through the song. I ignored it since I don't want everyone here to know. I can't go to the hospital for obvious reasons."
"Wha-" Mikaeal stuttered staring at me wide eyed. "How do you know!"
"I just know," I rolled my eyes at her. Jeesh. You would think she's the one having a baby the way she's acting. I got up and started to waddle towards the door. "Come on. I'll call Ratchet and he'll have me back at NEST with Bee by my side faster than you can say 'Holy Guacamole!'."
AN: Yeah, Jen's weird. It's like a fact of life next to the fact about Gerard Butler being the sexiest man alive. And guess what! My friend just got a new car. A 2010 YELLOW CAMARO! O.o OMFG! It looks exactly like Bee and I got to ride in him! EEEPPP! Be jealous ;P Also this story is NOT going to follow Dark Side of the Moon. This is an alternate version which would have been filmed if Megan Fox hadn't quit. :'( The original script was leaked so I'm basing this story off of that with my own tweakage to fit what I have in mind.
P.S. Random side note- Leo's website { the real effing deal (dot) com } except without the spaces is REAL! I mean not real, real obviously but like someone must have made it! rofl Check it out :D
