I understand that most really dont give a flying fuck about what the author(can i even call myself author? I just write funny shit) anyway i tried my best to make serious stories and found out i sucked ass. So from now on i will be writing funny ass stories in my free time and if anyone has any funny ideas please leave a comment also i love flagg1991 and abberanscript.
Lincoln was sitting in his room without a thing in the world to do. Do to the fact that he was alone he couldnt even play with his sisters He silently began thinking.
"Eh ima just go and dig through my sisters shit." Lincoln said.
He took a stroll through the hall stopping at every door just to look in. He then made it into the bathroom and pulled a noose from under the sink. He went over to the toilet and opened the lid.
"Thank God Lana doesnt flush!" Lincoln said.
Lincoln dug his hand into the shitty toilet water and took a whif.
"mmmmmmm." Lincoln said.
He then proceeded to rap the noose around his neck and began masterbating.Taking a moment from his sick pleasure he turned to the camera and moaned out.
"What the fuck are you lookin at? Dont judge me your the people reading a rated m fanfic about an eleven year old. Im not even gonna mention the sick fuck thats writing this shit."
Watch it"What the fuck are you gonna do? Im the only reason people read this shit dude."
ahem
All of Lincolns sisters opened the bathroom door to see Lincoln masterbating and sniffing shit.
Do it
They all attacked Lincoln with anger by the time they were done he required surgery.
He became the actress Shelley Duvall and moved to hollywood as a fugly actress.
the end
now im sorry that this wasnt good i honestly just did it so i could get new ideas if anyone has any please submit. I really am sorry this sucked.
