Katsuya Jounouchi's Revenge

Author: Saskatchewan

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of its merchandise, that all belongs to Kazuki Takahashi, but, if I did own Yu-Gi-Oh, Kaiba would be killed in every episode, and Jounouchi would win every duel AND be the cause of Kaiba's death. (Heads on pikes, anyone?)

Note: I WILL be using the character's Japanese names, so don't be angry, and if anyone flames me, I will flame them back, and NOT with metaphorical flames, either...

It was a dark, rainy day, three weeks after the KaibaCorp Grand Championship, and Katsuya Jounouchi had yet again been trounced by Seto Kaiba.

The life points were fairly balanced with Jounouchi at 2800 and Kaiba at 3000. Jounouchi had just summoned his strongest monster, Gilford the Lightning, and used his special ability by sacrificing three monsters, wiping out all of Kaiba's Blue-Eyes White Dragons. And he topped it off with a direct attack, bringing Kaiba down to 200 life points.

"Look who da top duelist is now, Kaiba? Hahahaaa!" Jounouchi announced. "And I doubt your gonna win dis, 'cuz you don't believe in da Heart of da Cards like me, so you ain't gonna draw da card ya need!".

"Silence, dog! I am going to break you down, until you're nothing. Wait, I forgot, you are nothing! Ahahaha!", Kaiba laughed cruelly. "Just hurry up and make ya move", Jounouchi said.

"With pleasure". Kaiba drew his card, and he smiled in that evil, Seto Kaiba way. "Hm, you may have destroyed my Blue-Eyes White Dragons, but you can't do anything to stop them from fusing!".

"Huh? I thought you could only fuse monster cards together with either Polymerization or Fusion Gate, AND the monsters have to either be in your hand or on da field", Jounouchi exclaimed.

"Obviously you need more dueling practise, because the card I have allows me to fuse monsters from my field AND my graveyard. And the monster I create must be a Dragon-type", Kaiba bragged. Jounouchi looked worried.

"Oh no, dis ain't gonna be good". "Oh yes it is! I activate the Spell Card, Dragon's Mirror!" Jounouchi had to shield his eyes from the light of the holgraphic projection of the Dragon's Mirror. "Now, by removing my three Blue-Eyes cards from the game, I can summon the almighty Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon." "And I'm not going to stop there. Because I'm gonna play another card, the Equip Spell Card, Megamorph, to double my Ultimate Dragon's attack points to 9000", Kaiba gloated "Now, my Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon, obliterate that Gilford with NEUTRON BLAST!".

The Ultimate Dragon reared its three heads and fired the triple energy blasts, shattering Gilford the Lightning, causing Jounouchi's life points to crash down to zero. He fell to his hands and knees, shaking. "That's right, down on your hands and knees like the lowly dog that you are. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!".

"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!". Jounouchi woke up sweating, after the terrible nightmare he had just endured. He then remembered that he was in the KaibaCorp hotel in California. He got out of bed and paced around the room, stopping at the lavish dresser.

"Argh, why can't I ever beat him!", he yelled, punching the wall next to the mirror in anger and frustration.

He shut his eyes, hung his head, and a single tear fell from his closed eyelids.

But for some reason, from Jounouchi's point of view, it hadn't sounded like the tear had landed on hand carved mahogany, but... cardboard.

He opened his eyes and saw a cardboard box, not much bigger than a shoebox, on the dresser.

And on it was a small dark stain, a tear stain, his tear stain. So, like anyone else would do in his position, he inquisitively opened the box and inside was a note.

He read aloud to himself, "'Use these wisely and you SHALL defeat Seto Kaiba once and for all!'".

The note wasn't written in handwriting he recognised, but then he saw two words which appeared to be hastily scrawled at the bottom of the page, 'Tell no-one', in a similar sort of handwriting to the rest of the letter.

Jounouchi also noticed something else in the box: a deck of Duel Monster cards.

"Hmm, I wonder who would like me dis much as to give me an entire dueling deck just to beat dat rich snob Kaiba?".

Which is when he actually looked at the cards. He stared in half-shock, half-confusion, as he flicked through the cards, not able to recognise a single one.

Eyes wide open and staring at the cards, Jounouchi thought to himself, 'Who IS dis guy?'

End of Chapter One, and if you are a religious kind of person, you will NOT want to read the following chapters, and I mean it. (Not pairing anyone with anyone coz this is Jounouchi's REVENGE, not Jounouchi's LOVE STORY, dammit! And there will be NO shounen-ai coz that's just...ew)

NEXT TIME: Will Jounouchi be able to put his new cards to good use and finally defeat Kaiba? Or will it all end badly for Jounouchi? (laugh/snorts Not bloody likely!)