A/N: Heyya so this is my new story! Its co-written with my good friend Twilighters2k9. Check her story Just Friends! Leave her a review she loves them!
Noises
Epov.
Hi my name is Edward Cullen and I'm 23 years old. I live in a small apartment with my two best friends, Emmett McCarty and Jasper Whitlock. I had, past tense, a girlfriend up until four months ago. Her name was Jess and I really thought I loved her. One day I came home early from work to find her, in bed with my ex-best friend, Mike, easy to say that relationship ended then. Now I'm single and have no social life at all, it's all work, work, and work for me. It's the only thing that doesn't let me down. I think I might be depressed but I'd never tell anyone that or I would never hear the end of it. Em and Jazz are always desperately trying to get me to leave the house.
"No Emmett. We can't do that!" I said
'Why not'? Emmett replied with his cheesy grin on his face.
"Hey dudes! What the fuck are you arguing about? I could hear you loud basterds from down the hall!" Jasper said as he walked through the door
'Emmett wants to go to a new club in town and they have strippers as well.' I replied. I was getting fed up now. My room mate wants to go to a club when they both have girlfriends.
"Yah ok why not, let's go tomorrow, I'm not working.'' Said jazz as he high fived Em.
I was in shock. Jasper my sensible roommate suggested we go to a brothel.
'' yah thanks jazz, good to know someone wants to have some fun'. I decide to ignore Em sarcastic remark.
'But you both have girlfriends; I don't think rose or Alice would be too happy about that.' I said trying to scare them a bit. Rose can be pretty scary sometimes.
But my smart ass friend had to say something.
"Well we are not going to be doing anything. We are just going for a guy's night out. And plus we need to find you a girl man." Jazz replied looking happy with himself.
I could tell that I had lost this argument even before Emmett said anything.
"Mate its 2 against 1". Em stated while jumping around acting like a girl.
Sometimes I wonder how on earth these two became my best friends.
"Well if I did want to find a girl, she isn't going to be one that swings round a pole taking her clothes off for a living, while weird old men jack off to her body!"
YO you don't have to date the girl. Just have some fun. Come on dude you must have some major blue balls!"
"Okay we get the point Jazz; we'll go Saturday night because I am not working then."
"But that's long. I mean its only Tuesday today, can't we go Thursday."
"No Em cause I am working then, so if you want me to come then it will be Saturday. OK"
"Okay fine man chill, so we are going to new Moonie on Saturday at 6pm got it, don't be late" jazz answered. I wonder why he looked at me when he said the last bit.
"Oh I heard New Moonie has a new stripper, her names something like Stella or something. She's supposed to be really hot and has so wicked moves on that pole."
"Bring on Saturday baby!"
"Heloooo man, be ashamed you have girlfriends and also I don't think they will approve of your actions and language at the moment. And how could you do this do them, and Emmet where did you find that bit of disgraceful information from?
"You men, sorry I meant boys are petty and hormonal. Gosh Em from the sounds that were coming from your room the other night I'd think you wouldn't need a stripper."
"Yeah Em. I bet the whole block heard it. (Girly voices, high) Oh Em! Yeah right there! Oh you got it! (Man voices, deep) Oh Rosie! Yeah come on! Damn it baby!"
I burst out laughing
"Blondey, Bitch you better run!" Em shouted at the top of his lungs.
Jazz started to run for his life and Emmet started to go after poor jazz
